cartman

a person who is: a racist, xenophobic, no emphaty, psycho
and do:
homicide
prostitution
murder
forced suicide
assassination attempt
forced cannibalism
assault
contraband
theft/obstruction of criminal proceedings
Armed robbery
hate crimes
Kidnapping and illegal detention
unlicensed surgery
Trying to get them to cancel "Family Guy"
Terrorism
war crimes
medical terrorism
Piracy
driving without a license
false complaint
resist arrest
Child abuse
Blackmail
Torture
Fraud/plagiarism
Violation
Contempt of court
present false evidence
Slander
Racism
Cause a national conspiracy
anti semite

cartman is a mf but is the best character tbh

by calicó October 15, 2022

Cathandel

(slang verb) When you can't handle a cat. Other term for "Can't Handle Cat".

My cat, Heaven, is so cute, I cathandel!

Our neighbor cathandels our cat.

by JADirect_18 September 20, 2022

catandajd

A big boat that flies

Look at that catandajd

by Willy johnson esquire April 7, 2023

catan brain

"Catan brain" is a playful expression used to describe someone who has developed a particular mindset or way of thinking shaped by their experiences playing the game.

Similar to the mental exhaustion from playing too much chess, "Catan brain" can also come with silliness and loss of patience.

We have been playing catan for 5 hours, I have developed catan brain.

by Icebergers June 18, 2023

Cartmancore

Cartmancore is like Nightcore, but the singer HAS TO sound EXACTLY like Eric Cartman, from South Park. So, when you speed a song up, and it sounds like Cartman, post it somewhere.. I guess..

I love Cartmancore!

..The fuck is wrong with you..? How can you only love it, and not adore it!?

by FNFortune October 16, 2023

Cartmanist

A fat fuck who is really mean to everyone, especially Jews.

1. Shut up, you fucking nonce.
2. Oh, yeah? You're a Cartmanist! Need some jelly in your belly you fat FUCK?!

by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024

catlan

Catlan is a super duper hot mami

Catlan is so mommy

by Lallalal February 3, 2024