Carboner

When your dick is as hard as a diamond.

I had 3 Viagra pills and now I have a carboner.

by Unknown600085 February 19, 2019

Carbon-based Emo-Unit

A species of bipedal, paradoxic humanoids that predominately use emotion to process reasoning and logic.

Dude 1: "I just can't understand women at all!.."
Dude 2: "No one can, all we know is that they are some kind of Carbon-based Emo-Units from space.."

by Drunken Bars May 18, 2020

Carbone

Skinny white boy with a gun

My names “Carbone” skinny white boy with a gun.

by lolxoliz September 23, 2020

california carbonara

when you cum on a girl's hemorrhoids

I was into it with Debbie last night, real deep, let me california carbonara her!

by skwurllll November 10, 2021

Carbon copies

a derogatory term used by old wasp women to describe a group of black children, noting the uniform appearance and dark color of their skin, 'as if they were carbon paper duplicates'.

Look at all those little carbon copies! I'm glad that isnt my store.

by rrtesa October 31, 2010

Carbondale

A city in Kansas approximately 11 miles south of Topeka. Known for its cafe, brothels and strip clubs. Hometown for the majority of the cocktail waitresses in the city of Topeka, leading the towns of Mayetta and Hoyt by a narrow margin.

Bar hopper #1: Not much action in Topeka tonight, huh?
Bar hopper #2: Yeah, if we don't get lucky soon, we might as well head for Carbondale.

by TopekaNiteLife May 21, 2010

Joe likes the cacko

Another name for the overrated uni-browed quarterback of the Baltimore Ravens. Originated beacuse of his love for other mens penises.

Damn, Joe Likes the cacko.

by Gigantor10044 March 9, 2009