The laziest band douche of them all. A person who is such a douche they need a canoe to hold all the doucheness and at the same time is to lazy to get anything productive accomplished.
by dtch lgnd September 2, 2015
Get the douche canoe on the lazy rivermug. Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat".
by Deliciously. May 9, 2010
Get the whatever paddles your canoemug. A nickname given to the Coast Guard by the Marines. Usually said in a mocking manner due to the fact that the Coast Guard is rarely in combat and are instead mainly stopping drug boats and pulling six-pack rings off sea life. Contrary to the life of a Marine.
Coastguardsman: I’m in the Coast Guard
Marine: Oh, you mean Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club?
Coastguardsman: Huh?
Marine: Pussy.
Marine: Oh, you mean Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club?
Coastguardsman: Huh?
Marine: Pussy.
by LaxBros69 February 1, 2018
Get the Uncle Sam’s Canoe Clubmug. When a man shoves a woman's head under water in a river for several minutes until she is unconscious and then sticks a piece of an old canoe inside her vagina.
by Pubesonfire420 March 2, 2016
Get the Wild rusty canoemug. If you have a women named Sobeida in your life keep her there. She's definitely Smart , Beautiful, Grounded, Courageous :) . When it's time to work and get down to to business, she knows exactly how to be a boss and knows what she wants and is not afraid to tell you what's on her mind. And last but not least she is sweet and the best Mother anyone could ever ask for.
by _Sr_ June 24, 2018
Get the Sobeida B. Gamboa Canomug. The amazing act of which two or more teams battle eachother (to the death) by lighting roman candles and aim them towards the opposing teams boat(s).
by ToRoIoS July 15, 2011
Get the Roman Candle Canoe Warsmug. by doucheelese May 5, 2008
Get the douche canoemug.