canker-bloom

A dry bit of snot hanging down from someone's nose. You know the thing, you just can't take your eyes off it and you know you should tell the offender, but you can't.

Oh yuck! He's got a canker-bloom. Tell him he needs to blow his nose.

by Chris Virtue July 25, 2006

caked

To have caked your man pudding on an unsuspecting freshman's back on your basement futon.

Andy: Dude, I caked her back this morning.

Grant: That shit is sick. You're a pedophile.

by mikeGee March 25, 2008

Canned ham

Small waist line of a hot chick. Resembles a canned ham.

Dude, check out the canned ham on that broad.

by pilotdude August 4, 2010

caked

how some1 feels after choking on too many spliffs.
highest level of toxication.

Jermain: "that draw was the shit. How u feelin fam?"
Lawrence:(after 1 minute of staring into space "...caked"

by a__man89 April 28, 2006

cankled

Bent, stoned, high.

Hey man are youuuu hungryyyy? I'm so cankled.

by Mikey June 4, 2003

Cannedwich

A sandwich in a can soon to be marketed. YES, it is real.

I heard about the cannedwich on The Colbert Report so I just had to look it up and see if it was real. IT IS!

by xAddyNLFTG July 27, 2010

Canker-Cunt

A female who either has a nasty-ass pussy from being a whore or a bitch who has canker-like sores on her pussy, also from being a whore.

I love my sister, but she really is a fuckin canker-cunt!

by LilosLingo September 4, 2015