Dane Cook

A hilarious comedian that most black people have never heard of.

Dane Cook is really funny.

by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006

jonathan cook

he is the lead singer of Forever The Sickest Kids. he's from texas, he drinks arnold palmers like your dad drinks beer.

his favorite sports team is the dallas cowboys.
most people say he's a pedophile, which might be true, but he knows his limits. he's incredibly attractive and very talented. his talking voice is very unique. there's no one else with that voice : in a good way. he also likes to say GLORT, and settin it off.

ZOMG THERES JONATHAN COOK! I MUST GET A PICTURE!

by demilovatoslover March 7, 2010

Dane Cook

The Seth MacFarlane of stand-up.

Dane Cook has been often criticised for his material theivery from other comedians.

by amethyst May 19, 2007

dane cook

More commonly known as a silly bitch.

That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

by celluloid lollipop September 17, 2008

Kay cook

Kay cook is a amazing beautiful girl.Yes she may have made some mistakes with Zach Herron.Yet everyone makes mistakes.She’s also a very good singer.

Kay cook sings very well.
I love Kay Cook’s new ep.

by Handle_it April 18, 2020

Dane Cook

A comedian who everyone who is under 5 years old thinks is effing hiliairous whereas Daniel Tosh is clearly funnier.

Random Person On The Street: Omg Lolz! Dane Cook is so funny!!
Me: Wow you're a dumbass.

^^ My opinion is the Morgan Freeman of the opinion world.

by Morgan Porterfield Freeman Jr. February 15, 2009

kyle cook

A sexy muthafucka one who is exquisite in bed and if you get the chance to do him take. He can be a loyal and helpful friend always polite and very energetic. A manly man, one who makes bear grills look like a teenager a real competitor it the older attractive feature. If you can be friends with this guy well then your winning.

Wow! I love your beard, you look like a kyle cook, lets go sleep together.

by DefinetheTide June 22, 2014