Cuntentia

Someone that is born a cunt and then develops dementia, therefore becoming a bigger cunt.

The penthouse ogre is suffering from cuntentia.

by anonymous October 2, 2023

Staring Contest

The act in which two people maintain eye contact and the one who blinks first or breaks eye contact loses.

No marshall! You didn't win this staring contest. You blinked!

by Dskillz101 June 6, 2017

Jumping Convent

to change your mind

This girl all about me for 3 months, then she suddenly decided to start jumping convent.

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher January 24, 2023

context clues

Clues/hints found around a situation to help explain how or why the situation occurred.

This observation is usually blantently obvious to the person making the comment while the person the comment is being made to is oblivious.

Jim: Man, Lizzie really wants me tonite! It's weird because usually she doesn't gives me the time of day.

Danny: Uh.. lets see.. She's drunk off her ass, she just caught her boyfriend cheating on her with a skank, and she got fired from KFC today. Use the context clues bro! She doesn't like you, she's just desperate!

Jim: So you think I'll get laid?

by fri-gal August 7, 2008

one legged man in an ass kicking contest

Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.

Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014

dick contest

A friendly competition in which several males compare phalluses. The judge is typically a female with experience evaluating the male anatomy.

T-Good won the 7th floor dick contest; his dick is truly the greatest in the land.

by bigdickbandit February 22, 2008

Consent

Someone's approval of something, without being drugged, dumb bitch. If someone consents without being sober, OR an adult, then it's not consent asshole.

That bitch luke tried to grab my vagigie without my consent. Fuck you luke. Suck a pimple covered dick.

by suckabiglulipop January 2, 2021