Confagangled

Confused its a mix between confused and fagangled which means messed up

um...dude im so confagangled when it comes to the shit you say...

by lisa June 20, 2004

confeels

The act of being confused about your feels

I just ate and now I'm hungry. I am so confeels.

by ntphan December 24, 2012

Confect

When you degrading somebody for their physical appearance.

"You're so ugly Jerry!" Says Bob.
" Stop confecting me!"

by Qwert755757 May 7, 2018

Comfy Shimmy

When you get into bed, and it is so outrageously comfortable that you cant help but do a little celebration wiggle.

The new mattress and blanket combination will make you do the comfy shimmy.

by Mack Danger Daddy July 24, 2019

Confederate flaggot

Someone who has an unnatural attachment to the Confederate flag.

That fucking Confederate flaggot doesn't realize the Civil War was, in fact, fought over the issue of slavery.

by Treefrogmike June 18, 2020

Confabulator

Confabulator in Chief - “They stole the election from us!” “I’m intelligent. Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent!” “Another reason I’m going to win another four years.....Media will tank if I’m not there!” “I was a great student and all this stuff!”

The Confabulator in Chief still believes the election was rigged by the Democrats and the unfair media and is pressuring the VP to declare the election null and void, allowing him to remains as president.

by Sparrow3502 January 6, 2021

Comfy Cozy

Being extremely comfortable and extremely cozy simultaneously. Usually used by hot girls doing hot girl shit like sleeping, napping for 8 hours straight (theres a difference) and being dangerous.

Jade: you need to have a shower so that you can be comfy cozy

by awkward.eggs January 19, 2021