Enjoy the clams

An inconspicuous way to say "goodbye, cocksuckers." From the Martin Scorsese classic "The Departed"

Marcy: Man I love sucking cock.
Priest: I hear that - I suck cock daily
Ted: (as he is leaving the cocksuckers) Enjoy the clams

by FrankCostello July 2, 2011

travel clam

a portable pocket pussy

Jack never goes anywhere without a travel clam in his carry-on.

by walterc February 9, 2015

Clam Date

The female version of a man date. Two straight women out on the town.

"I have a clam date with one of my good friends tonight."

by healthbledger November 21, 2011

Clam Pipe

A particularly deep-bowled pipe (appearing as if to be a clam shell) usually associated with weed. It is a term of distinction amongst cheeba enthusiasts to compliment one’s piece.

Yo hit me with that clam pipe my dude I’m tryna send it for laser Floyd.

by Saint_Taint September 4, 2019

bump clams

girl on girl action

"Hey wanna bump clams tonight?"

by geeg August 16, 2006

Tight Clam

A tight pussy that clamps your dick while you fuck the shit out of her.

When i was fucking my girlfriend i was throwing her up and down but her tight clam made her stay on and not fly off while being tossed around

by Mo-$ January 13, 2011

clam cousins

When two women have had sex with the same man/men, they become clam cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken...unless they get jealous.

Variation: instant clam cousins - the resulting relationship due to a menage a trois.

"You see those two chicks over there? They're instant clam cousins. You know what that means? Oh yeah dog! Threeway!"

"My best friend Jullie and I just found out we're clam cousins!"

by monkeyboy72 November 14, 2009