ratchet chair

A piece of furniture in a dumpster you use to for banging a ratchet on.

Eric had a ratchet chair fun time last night.

by TTSNBER December 11, 2016

Gaming Chair

Just a really really op chair.

Normal Person: HeS HaCkInG oR uSiNg AiM bOt Or SoMeThInG
Smart person: Nah, He just has a really good gaming chair.

by deware February 20, 2023

bi chair

How bisexual people sit with a weird slouched knee-high crossed legged position. Its fucking weird but hell its comfortable.

Human one:

wow

Human two:

what

Human one:

your so gay man

Human two:

why thank you I love my bi chair

Human one:

How the hell do you do that

Human two:
Practice hun practice *sips the tea*

by Gaybabyinatrenchcoat November 19, 2019

Aaron’s chair

A chair with a dildo on it.

I got Aaron’s chair for my birthday. Pretty excited.

by TextbookSucky August 07, 2021

Two Chair

Def 1. A person who is so large that they could easily occupy two chairs due to the size of their butt.

Def 2. One who cannot comfortably (or struggles to) sit on a chair because of their size.

Note: Depending on the fatness of the person, this term can be adapted to 3 chair, 4 chair, or 5 chair. Anything after 5 chair the joke becomes stupid.

"Hey man, check out that Two Chair on your right."

"Wow, that's more like a 2.5 Chair."

"Yea, definitely your team."

by Unparallel February 20, 2012

Lawn chair

When you fall and you fold up over your face.

Rob Dyrdek: Thats what you call the lawn chair when you fold over your facelike that.

Kid falling-

Texas slut: Man, that guy just did a lawn chair!

SoCal skank: That was gnarly!

by socal skank August 19, 2011

chair bacon

When you fart at the table during breakfast.

Can you please take that chair bacon someplace else, you're spoiling my texas omelette and yogurt parfait.

by Jeff Ashley July 10, 2010