Celestial Taro

Celestial taro is a colloquialism in the region of Katoomba .It refers to mentally unwell faux psychic females who believe ,sadly due the long term cerebral effects of morbid obesity and self imposed isolation clouding the neural pathways of their brain,that ANGELS are talking to them and instructing them to avoid persons supposedly inhabited by Satan.
The unfortunate persons believed to be inhabited by Satan are in reality just much more interesting ,evolved and intelligent people than the infected faux psychic, thus creating an uncomfortable scenario for the normal citizen.....celestial taros can be found easily for they exhibit knome statues and possess dream catchers,wind chimes and all manner of spiritual kitsch.avoid at all costs!

" that celestial taro appears to have purchased a new crate of garden knomes and fairy lights to illuminate her otherwise man less and pathetic existence.how nice."

by Smuggoth June 24, 2012

cellbar gripper

the unfortunate victim of some vigorous prison buttslam

Guard: That new fish in block C is a real cellbar gripper.

Warden: Yeah, I had to send him to the infirmatory for some removable dentures because he clenched his teeth so hard.

Guard: His cellmate will love that

by Lecherous Cretin July 5, 2012

cellaholic

Term used to describe someone who is constantly on their cellphone.

I wish Consandra would put that damn cell phone down and get some work done. The bosses must know she's a cellaholic.

by subicwarrior October 15, 2013

cell phone sideburn

The line of grease or dirt resembling a sideburn that's left on your cheek after having a long conversation on your smart phone. This happens more often with people who typically have dirty hands and handle their phone throughout the day.

After an hour long phone conversation with my boss, I realized I now had a cell phone sideburn.

by Dr. Fuzzy December 15, 2014

Celestine

A wonderful person
Very attractive and clever
Medium large brown hair and green-brown eyes
Just wonderful

Ohh wow this is very Celestine

Ohh look at her she looks like a Celestine

by Cele123456 January 2, 2017

celeste and ali

The strongest friendship is when a Celeste meets an Ali

Our friendship is like a celeste and ali

by GodlikeSubS February 25, 2017

celestial nut

When a man ejaculates so hard they pass out and experience cosmic enlightenment

After I had a Celestial Nut, I saw a whole different way of living.

by YuhWeOutHere January 2, 2018