Catfish Coffin

The result of a man dying from unknown causes during vaginal penetration.

Yep Bob was on top and had a heart attack while in my catfish coffin.

by Mishicotdrunk August 6, 2011

catflap

The fleshy outer labia of a minge - can be 'twanged' with hilarious and occasionally dangerous comsequences for the twangee.

Marjorie bent over, exposing her enormous catflap to the horrified gaze of several small boys on vulnerable bicycles.

by Minge Raider September 26, 2003

capfucking

sexual act in which one inserts the member between the back of a kneecap and proceeds to thrust. most often fantasized about when lusting over an extremely attractive girl with extremely attractive legs.

oh man, i want to capfuck her.

by jake stephens, fida z. May 13, 2005

catgut

to describe those two dodgy bits of flesh that hang down from your birds front bum...

is your pussy dead your catgut is hanging out?

by SLYTH LORD October 13, 2004

Catoure

A girl that may be among the virus Alexandria's Genesis. A beautiful, creative girl that is loving and full of life. If you do not know what Alexandria's Genesis is, you may look it up. Catoure is a creative name if you have not heard it before. Catoure will be a mostly desirable girl.

"Catoure is so amazing!"

"How does she do it?!"

"Where has she been all my life!"

by Catoure Love January 20, 2012

Catmus

A very far unknown country. It is unknown to the point it is not on google or google maps.

Person 1: Hey! Where are you from?
Person 2: I am from Catmus
Person 1 : Huh, I've never heard of that before

by Kitahe Samni May 24, 2022

catnut

a total bitch that should just go die like she made poor little munro do. she is a puppy murdering selfish little cow that acts like a slut and for some reason loves people who hate her. maybe because there is no-one who doesnt hate her.

hi im catnut i ran away so my mum killed munro yeah i basically killed a 4 week old puppy and i should go die bye im going to jump off the tay bridge

by Catnut.x April 7, 2009