Capital Punishment

The official and legal definition for the death penalty. It is usually the reward for most high-class felonies, such as first-degree murder, rape, etc. In the United States, it is usually carried out by means of lethal injection, but other places in the world still use methods such as firing squad, hanging, and electric chair. Some countries and states have been known to have banned the practice because of its gruesome nature.

In 2005, Stanley Tookie Williams, one of the founders of the Crips gang was awarded Capital Punishment for three counts of first degree murder and larceny. He's probably in hell now.

by publicprosecutor25431 January 15, 2011

capitoolist

An tool of capitalism. These people usually lack in intelligence and are avid consumers.

Randy: Dude..... lets buy this cereal.... if you buy 20 of them you get 10% off a movie ticket!

Michael: Dude.... stop being such a capitoolist.

by Intuitiv3 Infid3l December 10, 2009

captain two inch

captain two inch is mostly used to describe a male and to mock his two inched penis

me : right captain two inch

some person:shut it ya dildo

by xXscottishXx December 30, 2010

Penis Capital

The act of investing alot of time trying to get up in some girls panties.

I invested alot of Penis Capital before I realized she had a boyfriend.

by the_nuge September 18, 2006

Fap Captain

Literal: Someone who masturbates more than they have sexual intercourse.

Slang: A male who masturbates to *excess*.

*Considered to the general public to be more than sixteen times a week.

Tom: Is John coming with us to the bar later?

Billy: No- I bet he's busy at home choking the chicken again, that horny bastard.

Tom: What a Fap Captain.

by Esteban Soto Sanchez Rodriguez March 2, 2010

Vulture Capitalist

A businessman who is looking to buy companies at giveaway prices, as opposed to venture capitalists.

"It's well known that the business is having major problems paying its bills, so I guess it won't be long before the vulture capitalists start circling."

by Harry Food Tech May 14, 2009

Captain Falcon

He is the main racer of F-Zero series. Captain Falcon is a race pilot of the F-Zero grand prix. His racer, the Blue Falcon is one of the fastest on the track. When hes not on fast lane, C.Falcon is known as a relentless bounty hunter. He is 36 years old. Not only is he a threat on the track, but also to other Nintendo characters in bopth Smash Bros games, where his power and agility make him a feared opponent.

by Samurai Katsu October 15, 2003