bucket vag

the loosest of all vaginas

"that girl last night had a bucket vag, it was like throwing a sausage up an alleyway!"

by shaolin god June 11, 2008

Basketeering

v. - This is the act of handing out baskets to children for them to place their personal belongings into while they go swimming at a public pool. Back in the day, (2) girls were hired to do this job for minimum wage, however the job is now terminated. The recent economic downfall was first blamed for these (2) young ladies to lose their professions, but it was eventually determined that this job deserved less than minimum wage, actually no pay at all. Basketeering still occurs today, but it is done by anyone, even the children themselves, which is why stolen property has increased 200% since 2006.

TugBoat: "I'm missing $15 from my basket, i believe somebody stole it."
Larry: "Mergum bought all the other kids $15 worth of soda this morning, i bet it was him, i'll ask."
Mergum: "No, my dad gave me $15 to take my girlfriend out to dinner."
Chrissie: "You're 10 years old, you can't even drive."
Mergum: "You guys suck at basketeering."

by HeadPoolieInCharge July 8, 2010

Guff Bucket

A derogatory term for a vagina, related to guff (bad smell) and the receptacle (vagina) the smell came from.

Ayup me duck show us yer guff bucket.

Or

Phwoor is that yer guff bucket I can smell?

by Guff Bucket lover. September 25, 2010

Moonlit Silent Basketball (MSB)

The first sport for stoners. You have to be high to enjoy this game. You and your buddies try to play basketball while making as little noise as possible, and the moon must be visible above your heads.

I'm blazed right now dude, lets go play some Moonlit Silent Basketball (MSB)!

by Guitarpwnage93 February 10, 2009

Rutger's Women's Basketball Team

According to Don Imus: A bunch of nappy-headed hoes.

Rutger's Women's Basketball Team = nappy-headed hoes.

by Eddie G May 16, 2007

shit bucket

A once good friend that has recently become addicted to online gaming.

Guy: Tim use to be a cool guy before online gaming.
Girl: Yeah, he's become a real shit bucket lately!

by ultraforwarden January 10, 2013

bachelor basket

Smaller shopping baskets placed in stacks near the carts in grocery stores. Useful for picking up only a few items. Usually used by single shoppers on their occasional decision to eat in.

"Hey check out the guy with the bachelor basket stocking it with the Hot Pockets.."

by H47 January 16, 2009