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Boiling Water

I wanted to scream but I didn't want to be alone so I started boiling water
by InkoStuff January 28, 2024
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boiling rock

a chef's left testicle during the 2020 heatwave
Watch out you don't catch my boiling rock with that pan!
by wandering.sal83 August 13, 2020
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Hard Boiled Wind

Imagine your a god right? And your being punished by the other gods for something, so they send you back down to earth to be reincarnated as a mortal.
When you get to earth you wake up in the middle of this rice field in the middle of feudal japan. You Don't know why you are there, but you know you are there for a REASON.

You Take a deep breath in. HHHHHHHHHH But it is not air you breathe! It is thick and yellow and tastes like marshmallow dust. and you know what it is? HARD BOILED WIND.
"Mannn last night I was faded off that Hard Boiled Wind."
by GuapAchmed August 23, 2023
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obcena boil

A large puss boil typically found on the tip of a small mexican penis. Typically difficult when attempting to fornicate, because the boil is larger than the penis, and because the boil has a tendency to drain when the penis is erect. The attempt to fornicate while carrying the obcena boil can transfer into the partner, male or female. If a female has any sign of an obcena boil she must seek medical help immediately!

Not resulting to do so will cause her asshole to rot from the inside out and anal leakage will seep into her vagina hole. Thus creating a shameful and forever active Alabama Hot Pocket.

Warning! Deadly!
"Did you nail that chick last night?"

"No dude, she looked at my obcena boil and she puked on my mom's tits."
by Logger123 October 10, 2013
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Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket

A Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket is not your ordinary pocket. This is Outta Pocket.

Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Samuel: "Man.. i sure am hungry. What's that you got there kev?"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"
by Kbaezmaster1 March 20, 2021
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Boiled down to low gravy

Paul boiled down to low gravy after it was proven that he was a liar, so he apologized.
by G.T. man January 13, 2021
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BOIL

Amber shouldn't have been working in the garden all day without washing her stinky pussy, so she got a boil.
by TheDudeFromCoon June 10, 2022
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