Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise

After baking a normal blumpkin pie (shitting into a pie dish whilst having your cock sucked), you let your girl tuck into it. While she's chowing down, you go to the fridge and get a coconut, then you smack the bitch so hard in the back of the head with it that her face splats into your shit and she goes unconcious.

Guy 1: Hey what'd you get up to last night?

Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.

Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .

by DAT MAD HATTER November 1, 2009

blumpkin steamer

The act of a man getting a blowjob while simultaneously taking a shit on their partners chest; and afterwards, rolling their ass back and forth in it to make it like a steam roller.

dude, he did a blumpkin steamer withhis girlfriend, and she broke up with him before he could finish shitting.

by slackGIR August 28, 2006

blumpkeroni

Giving yourself head while pinching a loaf. A cross between blumpkin and limberoni. (If your not sure what limberoni is search for limberoni.jpg on the web.

Nothing like a blumpkeroni to take the edge off.

by Mr. Blumpkin September 8, 2004

Blumpkin Chicken

Crossing the road to receive a blumpkin

"Blumpkin Chickens are illegal."
"Only in Arkansas."

by Eissac the Rin January 23, 2009

Glass Bottom Blumpkin

The fine European art of performing the Glass Bottom Blumpkin includes 2 females, 1 male, and a roll of stick or non-stick saran wrap. The male receives a ravaging blow job from one female, whilst the other female, laying on her backside with her dome piece saran wrapped (stick or non-stick), places her face strategically under the male's external anal sphincter. As the male approaches the ultimate climax, he sprays his doo doo butter on the second females saran wrapped dome piece.

At a social event, Nathan explains to Hari last night's turn of events.
(Hari): Yo man what happened with those two bitches last night? Jill looked all disturbed this morning.
(Nathan): OH YEAH! That bitch and her friend gave me a Glass Bottom Blumpkin last night!
(Hari): NO WAY!
(Nathan): Yeah man, I put saran wrap on Jill's face and she laid down under my asshole, then, Pam gave me an amazing blow job while i shat immaculately on Jill's head.
(Hari):....

by Hari and Nathan January 2, 2009

cyber blumpkin

The act of taking a dum, crap, or shit while chatting to a man and/or woman about getting a blowjob.

My favorite new activity is cyber blumpkin. I don't even have to get of the toilet and I can cyber!

by Matt H. (KoS) April 26, 2006

Blumpkin Pie

The act of performing oral sex while the receptor is defecating is referred to as a blumpkin. The feces produced during this event is known as the blumpkin pie.

That blumpkin pie after Thanksgiving dinner was really delicious, I think it had some corn in it.

by Johnny Bone December 5, 2009