BEEF ONSLAUGHT

While engaging in sexual activity with a partner,
call numerous males over to include in the sexual act.
Causing an overwhelming amount of male genetalia in one
location. The copious amount of male genetalia compared to female genetalia would result in an "onslaught" type of situation.

"Last night Jonny surprised me by inviting his friends over. I was definately satisfied with the beef onslaught i recieved."

by Stephen Travers September 16, 2006

Beef Jerkey

1) Dried out beef with the addition of spices to be consumed
2) Awesomeness made edible

Man 1: "dude pass me some beef jerkey"
Man 2: "Fucking A!"

by Aviticus January 20, 2009

Beefalo

A thick male rocking a great blend of muscle and fat; similar in physique to the bulking stage of bodybuilders. These guys look like they can do some serious damage in the gym AND the kitchen.

Jayme: Whoa! Check out that guy! Jacked arms, thick neck and chest, trunk legs...

Alex: ... and a gut!

Jayme: Eh, he's still one fine specimen of man! Not quite a beefcake, but not a roid gut either...
Alex: He's a beefalo!

by Della Catessen June 28, 2011

Beefaroni

a delicious treat made by chef boyardee

I was hungry so I ate a bowl of Beefaroni for lunch

by Youre hardcore January 20, 2007

squashed beef

To get rid of any past beef or drama that went down between two people and to get onto good terms with, typically used between an ex-SO

I saw my ex last night and we squashed beef so we are cool now.

by Qweens4life May 30, 2018

side-ways roast beef sandwich

Terminology for the process of performing oral sex on a woman.

A friend of mine gave me that analogy after he ate his girlfriend's hairy muffin; "It was like a side-ways roast beef sandwich."

by Primo March 30, 2005

Beef blower

A person (party A) who puts another person's (party B) penis into party A's mouth.

Note that party B may not always be a willing participant in the beef blowing from party A. This is known as a "descrete beef blow."

If there is a specified verbal or expressley written contract between party A (the beef blower) and party B (the beef blowee) then the beef blow shall be considered consentual and therefore be a standard beef blow.

I hooked up with Kate last night, she's a total beef blower.

by AOE_Lover_Joe October 11, 2006