Just Give Birth

Now go be a good child: get married. Or just get pregnant. Go have your own kids. You are a woman. So go get pregnant and have a few kids. For that is all you’re good for. We only wanted you to just. give. birth. To your future children. As in go get pregnant somehow, then give birth to that child. We just love your children already.

From your mother Mary; Because we were made to be grandparents. Aka WHERE ARE MY ****** GRANDCHILDREN. I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL MY LIFE FOR FOR YOU TO FINALLLY **** settle down and TO GIVE BIRTH TO MY FUTURE GRANDCHILDREN. WHERE ARE THEY? Where are my kids to take care of. Now go do your wifely duties and JUST. GIVE. BIRTH. TO. MORE. FUTURE. CHILDREN. I CANNOT STAND IT. I cannot wait until you just give birth. To my future grandchildren. Hurry it up please to the God of the Bible. What are my children doing when they’re not just giving birth. Being a mental retarded nut case or playing video games on their old …. Yadda yadda yadda

AKA GO BE A WOMAN AND HAVE CHILDREN ALREADY
No go just give birth. Just give birth. X3 then tell me how to raise my future grandchildren.

Now go- just give birth to your children because I already know how many children you will already. Be having. Because I cannot stand you if you don’t want to just give birth. As in quit your job to become a mother like me.
by Oldhumour29 June 24, 2023
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Birth Lottery

The Idea that a person's quality of life is determined at birth. His/her life is all dependent on race, region, religion, sex, and genetics.

This is also known as "Lottery of Birth".
Tommy: Did you hear about that Paki kid that was forced into marriage at 10?
John: Poor girl lost the birth lottery.
by Sazuri January 26, 2019
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gay birth control

Loperamide, or generic Imodium. Over-the-counter antidiarrheal that slows the digestive tract. Makes it easier to predict your body so that you can have anal sex without making a mess.
Gotta run to Rite-Aid to pick up some gay birth control
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Birthing hospital

What a Women’s hospital used to be called before men could give birth.
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mortgage birth

when you use the governmental help to get the better rate interest on your mortgage if you have a child
My parents didn't want a second child but the government promised too sweet an interest rate on mortgage so I was a mortgage birth
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John Travolta Birthing

When a baby comes out old looking like John Travolta. Not my proudest fap
'Hey Son, are you ready for school?'
'Not right now mum, I'm just fapping to a John Travolta birthing'
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