Bible Humpers

People who take the bible so literally that they are evil. These people tend to thing they are good people, when in fact they are not. They usually go to church every Sunday, pray before every mean, follow the most ridiculous traditions and have a horrible ego. Most of the time these fuckwits are homophobic, racist, closed-minded and judge mental towards everyone who doesn't partake in the tradition of bible humping.

I've met some real bible humpers before and believe you me, I can assure you that I am not one of these people.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

bible flip

A double backflip performed in a wheelchair. First accomplished and named by Aaron Fotheringham, a young man confined to a wheelchair.

Aaron Fotheringham used a 60-foot bungee cord to gain enough speed for the bible flip.

by Zavelin September 14, 2010

Bible Bopper

Someone who picks out parts of the bible they like and dont like

You: I hate Jessica she is such a bible bopper! She hates gays but she wears jeans!

by Centennial August 15, 2015

bible scars

Anything emotionally or physically damaging from religious institutions or the perpetuation of said institution's beliefs

Man the Passion of the Christ gave me bible scars

by Lonzae October 18, 2017

bible bats

When you try and say bubble baths but autocorrect says no

“I like bible bats” “FUCK AUTOCORRECT”

by GangsterGangyBikeBoi October 25, 2017

Ate a bible

When someone does something so unspeakable. Something too gross or sexual to say out loud

He went to his a house and let's juts say they ate a bible

by Sonét April 20, 2018

Bible-Thumper

To adhere so fervently to the concept of preaching the bible to unwanting masses that you become a nuisance: bible thumper (see also: bible beater, Christ's commandos, jesus "listen to the word" your christ)

I was enjoying my afternoon, until i saw a bible-thumper on my walk. I didnt even see that book coming for my head till THWAPP

GOD DAMMIT

by OnlyMalkavian March 3, 2020