Bible Humpers

People who take the bible so literally that they are evil. These people tend to thing they are good people, when in fact they are not. They usually go to church every Sunday, pray before every mean, follow the most ridiculous traditions and have a horrible ego. Most of the time these fuckwits are homophobic, racist, closed-minded and judge mental towards everyone who doesn't partake in the tradition of bible humping.

I've met some real bible humpers before and believe you me, I can assure you that I am not one of these people.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

Ate a bible

When someone does something so unspeakable. Something too gross or sexual to say out loud

He went to his a house and let's juts say they ate a bible

by Sonét April 20, 2018

Bible Bootie

A woman with a perfect ass, straight out of the Garden of Eden.

Goddamn, girl, that is a Bible Bootie if I've ever seen one.

by the_scrambler June 4, 2022

bible bats

When you try and say bubble baths but autocorrect says no

“I like bible bats” “FUCK AUTOCORRECT”

by GangsterGangyBikeBoi October 25, 2017

Bible Bumper

Someone who cherry picks stories from the Bible for there arguments, often for hate. Also people who constantly talk about there religiousness when nobody asked, they also might have a “more righteous than thou” attitude.

Person A: “PREMARITAL SEX IS A SIN AND YOUR GOING TO HELL!”

Person B: “Look another Bible Bumper”

by That one lost remote June 9, 2021

bible bump

A giant bump that you hit with a bible to cure. Commonly found in the Wild West.

Looks like ol davie got himself a bible bump again.

by The Texan Pennsylvanian April 19, 2021

Bible Brandishing

While raising your hands during worship, revealing your conceal carry to the congregation.

Bruh, I didn't know Josiah carried, he is straight up Bible Brandishing right now.

by BrokenDentures December 24, 2022