toxic bachelorette

Women who remain single past 31.

Toxic Bachelorettes come in all shapes, sizes, and socioeconomic backgrounds, but share a common trait of wasting their prime mating years in a futile relationship with a guy they chose for the wrong reasons. (E.g., "I only date someone who uses colorful toothpaste, or answers his phone with 'Ciao'.")

Most of these toxic bachelorettes are fueled by pre-menopausal hormonal imbalances, and hate men in their age-group while constantly seeking affection from far younger men.

Ann Coulter is a toxic bachelorette according to Wikipedia.

by TheKeyur March 18, 2012

bachelor dip

stick of cream cheese + microwave, just to soften it up a bit, then + an entire jar of salsa (+ optional gobs of sour cream) + a bag of chips + ample quantities of quality doob = bachelor dip

"Yo, Reginald -- what you doing tonight?"
"Aw, Clarence, I'm going to study physics."
"Oh no you're not. Let's whip up some bachelor dip and play MarioKart."
"Bachelor dip? Aww!"

by Cowperthwait October 19, 2004

Bachelor Breakfast

Waking up every morning and giving oral sex to the woman you slept with the previous night (Typically a different woman every time this happens).

Man, Steve was tellin us he's had a Bachelor breakfast every morning since Tina left him!

by nicocaponi March 23, 2009

randhi ka bacha

son of a prostitute

saray indian randhi kay bachay houtay han

by RAJ December 13, 2003

baching

<v> Picking up members of the opposite sex when your significant other is out of town; short for bachelor; behaving as a bachelor when you are not actually one.

I'm going to be baching it this weekend, wanna hook up?

by A girl May 19, 2003

CONFIRMED BACHELOR

i am a confirmed bachelor (though not gay) as one might think-however what could be classed as alternative type.

geeza: come on mate lets eye up some skirt down yates.
confirmed bachelor: no thank you im not reall intereseted in chav tarts, frankly i prefer the cock tail bar.
geeza: what? are you a poof?
confirmed bachelor: no im just a confirmed bachelor out for a cock tail.

by A confimed bachelor! July 21, 2004

bachness monster

Refers to a male individual having the last name of bach or bach contained within, who possess an enormous penis. Similar to the loch ness monster, the bachness monster is characteristic of an unusually large, cylindrical organ.

"Dude, last night I gave her the bachness monster."
or
"Fuck man, how am I supposed to bang her out with the bachness monster here?"

by Steve Bach February 13, 2008