Akron blumpkin

A derivative of the blumpkin and cleveland steamer, the Akron blumpkin is when a man shits in his partner's mouth while receiving a reach around.

I think i lost 5-10 pounds when she finished giving me an Akron blumpkin.

by The 8th Street Hammer April 11, 2012

Double Upper Blumpkin

A slight twist on the original blumpkin.

The double upper involves a male taking an upper decker while a female is taking a dump in the main bowl of the toilet while facing backwards. While all this is happening she is blowing him.

My buddy and his girl would have a few drinks after a night of eating hot wings. When they got home they were both so horny and had to shit so bad that it would inevitably turn into a double upper blumpkin.

by Captain_Jigly February 26, 2011

reverse urinary blumpkin

When the girl is urinating while the male is standing in front receiving a blowjob. sometimes reffered to as pissing blowjobs or pb&j

Brad: Remember that time that matt got a reverse urinary blumpkin during the party?

Mark: WHYYYYY did that ever happen

by kkid65 October 8, 2011

Double Reverse Blumpkin

The act where the woman is taking a shit on the edge of the toilet while the man, or another woman, is eating her out. An easier, but messier variation is where the woman shits on the man while he eats her out.

This is not to be confused with a Blumpkin, or a Reverse Blumpkin, which are two different, but closely related things.

The woman was tired of giving her husband blumpkins all the time, so she forced him into a Double Reverse Blumpkin.

by KinkyMaster September 12, 2017

bogwash blumpkin

To balance on the seat of a toilet with your head down the bowl and your feet in the air, while both defecating and recieving fellatio from another man/women while he/she simultaneously pulls the chain.

I didn't feel like using the toilet properly or being the right-way-up, so I suggested to my girlfriend that we have a bogwash blumpkin

by banananaman December 13, 2008

Arctic Blumpkin

To get a blumpkin while upper-decking anyone's toilet. The receiver of said sperm load must then snowball the sperm into the toilet with the shit.

Boyfriend to girlfried:
Man, this guy doesn't know how to throw a party. he's really pissing me off.
Girfriend: Want to give him an Arctic Blumpkin?
Boyfriend: This is why I love you.

by A-7 September 20, 2009

The Blumpkin Man

The epitamy of greatness. Has an amazing theme song. The one who gets 4 Blumpkins. He shall always be remembered as this name.

Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear that guy got a Blumpkin?
Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!
Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them!!
Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!!

by Idk what this is June 10, 2011