Baby Beaver

A smooth shaven or waxed vagina.

I love eating out baby beaver, because I don't have to floss after.

by John Unitas April 8, 2006

Beaver Alert

When a female wears a skirt or dress so short you can almost see her genitals.

Beaver Alert! That skank over there in the leopard print is showing everyone her business.

by Formore June 20, 2011

Justin Beiber Sucks

Yea.

Guy 1: Have you heard of Justin Beiber?

Guy 2: Yes! I've met him before! He's awesome!

Guy 1: Here's a gun, go shoot your face off.

Rest of world: Justin Beiber Sucks.

by The Boston Tea Bag Party April 22, 2010

Beaver Damned

A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops a woman from hooking up with a girl.

Or an event or circumstance that keeps a woman from hooking up, having sex, getting some action.

Pertains primarily to lesbians, but also works for a woman who wants to hook up with a man.

I was planning on hooking up with Marcy last night but my mother dropped by and totally beaver damned me.

or

Suzy is making the move on her ex-girl Lisa. Let's go beaver damn her so she doesn't do something she'll regret later.

by teffie-phd April 29, 2010

hungry beaver

When a woman experiences REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep the clitoris becomes erect and is then known as a hungry beaver.

The arch enemy of a man's morning wood

When Bill woke up he noticed his morning wood was being attacked by a hungry beaver

by JLee April 30, 2006

Justin Beiber

Scum of the earth. SCUM. That is all.

Justin Beiber is scum

by Justin Gayber November 12, 2012

Beave

Beaver, Muff, Bush, Pussy, Vagina, Furry Taco.

"Gosh Ward, you were a little hard on the Beave last night."

by Mental Midget November 15, 2003