beard pie

The creamy, possibly crusty residue after aggressive, more-often-than-not effective, cunnilingus.

"Hey there dude, saving that for later"-pointing to smuck in a friends beard.

"Naw bro, came straight from my ladie's house, eating beard pie.

by Lady Dink May 6, 2015

Beardhood

The state or period of being bearded/having a beard.

The period in life that every man should strive towards reaching, and from which point he can begin living his life properly.

He who has not reached beardhood cannot call himself a man

Charles spent his early beardhood knee-deep in the puss, before going into the world and proclaiming beardhood to all creation

Pity the individual who never reaches beardhood, for he will never experience the fullness that life has to offer him

by Charlemagne1993 August 2, 2016

Beadophobia

The fear of beads

“Don’t bring those beads over here, they have Beadophobia”

by Kakarot_Cat November 26, 2017

BEADGASM

A feeling of euphoria experienced when accompanied by beads.

When I walked into the craft store I had an intense BEADGASM .

by anonymous January 6, 2018

Beard game

How well groomed and sexy that royal mane looks like. A nice washed & oiled full groomed beard is what a game beard game is all about.

Damn is that Mike?! I almost didn't recognize nice him with that sexy lushcious mane.
His beard game is on point!

by BernardSaint February 2, 2019

beard couple

A man and woman claiming to be in a heterosexual relationship but are actually covering for one is them being homosexual. Usually the cover-up is for a homosexual male.

Angela and that senator are totally a beard couple. He's gay but his fellow constituents were harassing him so he decided to fake being straight while she got to claim she didn't have a baby out of wedlock.

by Ultravioletlemon April 23, 2023

Anal Beadler

A person, male or female, that orally plays with used anal beads directly from an anus.

After all the time I knew Eric, I didn't realize he was an Anal Beadler until I accidently walked in on him sucking on his girlfriend's freshly used anal beads.

by BushBaybee December 14, 2009