Backwards Boy

A guy that appears to be hot, either from the back or the side, but when viewed from the front is not hot and/or very ugly.

That guy in the library looked really hot, until he turned around and I could see his face. It was hideous, he was a backwards boy.

by small-town goddess March 25, 2009

backwater-bastardism

A saying or term that reflects a hillbilly, or redneck mentality. A word to make fun of backwoods types.

1rst man: "I'm more frustrated than a dog with roller skates with a female in heat at the top of a concrete hill."

2nd man: "That's the backwater-bastardism of the week!"

by Talsier September 8, 2010

Ballz backwards

An inability to function at a socially exceptable rate, due to extreme ammounts of awkwardness in everyday problems and procedure.
As awkward as seeing someone with two testicles tucked behind their legs and bending over.

"Yo, my rents are ballz backwards about this trip, so I'm not too sure if the thizzle is going down this weekend or next."
Well... picture the awkward sight of someone balls tucked in between their legs (balls are backwards) therefore the parent's planning abilities are slightly flawed due to their awkward way of going about things.

by bG. May 25, 2006

Portland Backwater

The cum, semen, and other mysterious liquids dripping out of the female's anus after anal sex.

Dude, After We were done messing around she had serious backwater.

Oh my gosh Jared!! You cum way tooo much!!! Last night, I had sooo much Portland Backwater when you were done.

by Miceazy772 December 18, 2009

backwards elephant

a sex position invented by Danielle Van Horn it involves butt bumping

hey man have you tryed the backwards elephant?

no is it good?

by brettroberts13 June 5, 2009

Backwards Brown Bear

sexual act when 2 partners join assholes and one partner takes a shit into the other partners asshole then that partner shits it back into the other's asshole. Sharing the same shit multiple times.

Harry - Did you hear what Kenzie and Tessa did last night?

Dick - No, what did they do?

Harry - The did the Backwards Brown Bear last night while watching Brazilian fart porn.

Dick - That"s fucking haggard.

by happy panda 92 August 23, 2011

backwards

n. A state or condition of being extremely muh fuggin pissed off, as when wondering aloud what the hell is wrong with that dressing room 'cause that shit is lookin' smalla than a decimal.

"You just wanna see a nigga backwards, don't you?" - Swift of D12, "My Band"

by John June 24, 2004