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Break-Up Brownie 

In a form of tactical antidisestablishmentarianism, in which a mentaly disturbed male/female in a relationship, who does not wish to participate in the relationship thus further, therefore will excrete faecal matter over the other partners torso area,
thus for making the other partner either excrutiatingly sexualy aroused, or will drive them off with the doo-doo smell.
The Brownie has a 50/50 chance of either.
Scenerio #1:
Person #1: I Brownied you so good!
Person #2: Yerh, it made me so horny when did you learn that?
Person #1: Well i got another one cookin so ile show you tonight if you like ;)

Scenerio #2
Person #1: hahahahaha my shit smell good?
Person #2: Fuck you its over!!!
Person #1" FUCK YES!!! My Break-Up Brownie WORKED!, **thank you urban dictionary you saved my life** :)
Break-Up Brownie by someweido April 19, 2009

break up beard 

the very unattractive beard that guys grow for the month or two following a break up, usually with the guy getting cruelly dumped
Guy 1: I see Matt and Lucy broke up
Guy 2: How did you know that?
Guy 1: He's got a break up beard coming through
break up beard by SRVciple November 8, 2011

break the ice 

To fart for the first time in front of your significant other.
I've been dating her for a year, and I'm still scared to break the ice .
break the ice by West Coast Urbanite September 12, 2016

break my finger (off) in his butt 

(From SE Asian 'New English'.) When one's offer of help has been rebuffed, to take offence and thereupon actively endeavour to worsen a situation (out of spite).
I tried to help Brian out, but he was just really rude to me. So I decided to break my finger (off) in his butt.

If he doesn't appreciate all my advice and hard work, I will just break my finger (off) in his butt.

break yourself

A little innocent niggah is ridin' cool in his car, going to see his grand-mother. Suddenly, a black van approaches his car, and two niggaz in black get fast outta the black van.

Gangsta locc : Get your ass up out the car, nigga !

Real OG Gangsta : Break yourself, niggu ! Break yourself !

Little innocent niggah : Ain't this a bitch!

Gangsta locc : Get your motherfuckin' ass up out the car, foo' !

Little innocent niggah : All right, negga. Chill. I ain't going like a chump.

Gangsta locc : Don't make me rush you bigga ! Get your ass up outta that mutha nigga car !

Real OG gangsta : Get up out the car locc !

Little innocent niggah : All right, niggu ! I'm... I'm coming.

Gangsta locc : Niggah, I got you, all right ? Get your motherfuckin' ass out the car! Bitch, move or I blow ya muthaphukkin' head up !

Little innocent niggah : Please don't shoot homie !

Gangsta locc : Fuck you!

*PAH PAH PAH PAH PAH*

The little innocent nigga just got 15 bullets in tha head.

Gangsta locc : Now get outta the car nigga, don't make me rush you niggu !
break yourself by niggo one July 11, 2010

break off some 

After Jimmy took his date to dinner, dancing and a late night latte, he knew his date would break him off some for his effort.

She felt obligated to break him off some after he dropped by and took her kids out to the park and movies.
break off some by mb April 22, 2004