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Boring-ness

Boring person, place or thing. The state of being boring. For those who do not know what this is, imagine working in an office cubicle, staring at an Excel spreadsheet full of numbers and pivot tables and your job is to find the ONE number in the sheet that is missing the decimal. Drool slowly evaporates from your lips as you stare slightly teary eyed with your mouth slightly agape you are dimly aware of being in a mindset of between sleep and nausea and have a growing sense of a need to escape, but you can't. Your ass has gone numb from becoming Boring-ness.
While working in an accounting office of 100 poeple, all you can hear is the scratch of pencil and clackety clack of the keyboard, your mind slowly turns to mush as you become the embodiment of boring-ness.
by Food Science Geek Squared September 19, 2012
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Bobin

A bobin is an aging English lothario who socialises with younger friends to remind himself of his better days. He often gets jealous of his younger companions and sometimes retaliates against their youth and good looks by destroying something valuable belonging to them.
I was out drinking with my friends, but then this total bobin, who i don't even really know, attached himself to the crew.
by englishbob2010 August 17, 2010
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boriniggapino

someone who is 50% Puerto Rican and 25% Black and Filipino
(Usually one parent is 100 Puerto Rican and Other parent is a Niggapino
"That boy is one fine-ass Boriniggapino!"
by ananana August 1, 2007
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Bodin

A fishy thing that won't go away... COD, Codin, Cod-fish, Coddy
'Coddy, the little man with the red and yellow car,
Coddy, his tinkling bell means he's the happiest little fellow in all Toy Land!'

'Something smells fishy'
'Dw about it man.. its just bodin'
by emily-rose capener March 9, 2010
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Boringasmic

A word to describe a situation that is completely and utterly boring.
Lisa: "Ughhh, this is so boringasmic that I've listened to almost every song on my iPod!!!"
by Cormany10 February 23, 2008
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Boringator

Someone who is a boring bastard!

Concoction of the word came from the film 'The Terminator'... Terminate + or = You see where I'm going...

So when one of these guys crop up run for the hills cause all he is about is Boringatoring yo' ass up!!
"Hey John wanna grab the strap on and come sit in the hot tub wit me"

"No, Sally, I just don't think I'm ready for that stage of commitment"

^John is being a ... BORINGATOR!!!
by EMUSPAZ August 18, 2011
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