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boiling my nuts

When someone makes you so upset, almost like making your blood boil.
"Katie is really boiling my nuts."
by Nutboiler August 15, 2025
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Sun boiled Eggs

When you go outside, lay spread eagle, and let your nuts bask in the glorious rays of the sun.
Did you hear about Bobbie lately? I heard the neighbor caught him cookin' up some "sun boiled eggs".
by redboy123420 March 16, 2025
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Sun boiled Eggs

When you go outside and lay ass up and spread eagle, allowing your nuts to bask in the glorious rays of the sun.
Did you hear about Bobbie? I heard the neighbor caught up cookin' up some "sun boiled eggs!"
by redboy123420 March 16, 2025
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Boiled Noodle

by SvenTheSwedishGuy March 23, 2023
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Hard boiled

(Informal) Characterized by a high degree of humor or amusement; extremely funny or entertaining.

The term "hard-boiled," derived from "crack-up," is often used informally in spoken language and informal writing to denote situations or content that provoke strong and sustained laughter.
"The comedian's witty remarks during the show were consistently hard boiled, leaving the audience in stitches."
by anonymous/user June 6, 2024
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Hard boiled

(Informal) Characterized by a high degree of humor or amusement; extremely funny or entertaining.

The term "hard-boiled," derived from "crack-up," is often used informally in spoken language and informal writing to denote situations or content that provoke strong and sustained laughter.
"The comedian's witty remarks during the show were consistently hard boiled, leaving the audience in stitches."
by anonymous/user June 6, 2024
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Boil

Like a pimple, but ten times worse.
Imagine you have a pimple.

Now, imagine it's huge and sensitive; so sensitive that if even your clothes brush against it, it hurts like a motherfucker. (If you actually hit it against something, nobody will blame you for screaming, swearing, and/or crying.)

Next, imagine that it takes several days of constantly attacking it before it finally stops hurting and starts to shrink. Also, you have to wait until it becomes vulnerable and occasionally take breaks even then.

Then, imagine that it can and will appear only in places where it's easy to aggravate. If one appear in your groin area, or - even better (not) - ON YOUR PRIVATES, buckle up, because it's gonna be miserable.

Next, imagine that when it's finally on the way out, it may still take another week to fully disappear. And even then, there's a good chance that more will show up unless you do take action.

And just like that, you have a boil. Fun, isn't it? (No, it's not.)
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 11, 2024
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