Birth giver

Someone who gives birth on a daily basis

Dude: Yo did you see jessicas new 803404278th baby?

other dude: yeah shes suuch a birth giver

by Wife haver123 January 14, 2022

birth canal

puttin ur head up a milfs vagy

yooo dude i totally did the birth canal on a badddd milfyy

by milfs 101 June 3, 2022

Crowd Birthing

The act of defecating on people whilst crowd surfing

"Did you see that guy at the music festival last night? he was crowd birthing, the dirty bastard."

by phantapants November 8, 2021

Birthing

Getting pushed out of yo mom's vagina :)

Women are birthing all men in the world.

by Birthing October 13, 2021

New England Water Birth

A New England Water Birth is what it’s called when you poop in the bath to get rid of a parasite.

“Dude I think that food gave me a worm”
“You gotta have a New England Water Birth”

by Schlembo McMurray September 30, 2021

Post birth abortion

When you get the Covid vaccine for your child under the age of 18 it’s like you didn’t even want them anyways so it’s a post birth abortion because a vaccine will kill them.

I had a post birth abortion the other day, I gave my child the Covid vaccine and his heart smile so big that he had a heart attack and he was only 14. But I am glad he got the vaccine

by Soso2019 July 26, 2021

Birth control glasses

Thick coke bottle eyeglasses.

Dork girl- Did you like my birth control glasses?

by The Original Agahnim June 9, 2021