birth by anal bird explosion

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.

Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.

by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025

Butt Birth

One who has an appearance that should not be revealed in public.

D'jerome: dude, why is that girl so rachet?
Mike: Butt Birth man, Butt Birth...

by SirNinjaStone April 06, 2016

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

highway birth

Highway birth is a phrase typically used when sped people are born a mistake.

accidents usually occur on highways.

you must’ve had a highway birth because you’re sped.

by lazystina June 30, 2022

labour (birth)

The act of a woman pushing a small child the size of a watermelon out the whole the size of a lemon. Males can help with the pain during labour by gently (I prefer roughly) rubbing the vagina

WARNING: This will make the woman orgasm and will let the baby slip out easier. Don't overdo it or she won't fuck you again

OH NO! She's going into labour (birth) , I must help her! *Lies her on the bed and roughly rubs her inner vagina* You like that? Is it helping the pain?
Woman: Oh yeah! Keep going! I wanna fuck you right now!

by dirtydefinitions*wink wink* March 25, 2017

Gurgle Birth

While your baby mama is in the final stages of childbirth, insist she give you a BJ at the same time.

If you can match blast off time with your kid being born...you, fine sir, are a LEGEND.

Baby mama gave me a gurgle birth while having my kid

My baby mama gave me a gurgle birth.

by FarkMeRunning June 30, 2019

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025