Japanese Birthday Surprise

Given on someone's birthday, this involves tying down the recipient and attacking them with tentacles shaped like giant penises, followed by urinating on them. While this may sound unpleasant to the average person, there are at least 20 different hentai mangas devoted to this very subject.

Geoff: Happy 22nd, Jamie! Now it's time for your Japanese Birthday Surprise!

Jamie: Japa-what? What the hell are you... oh my god AGGHHHHHHHHH

(screams of agony are heard)

by Jeff Shewer May 17, 2009

Birthday

Nine months after your momma did something nasty and have birth to an annoying baby.

Today is my birthday!

by Suzie Sheep February 2, 2019

birdday

like your birthday but when a bird ruins it

a bird poops on you on your birthday

idiot: Happy Birdday

by yeah,sowhat May 10, 2019

chocolate baby birthday bukkake

A sexual act that involves a man ejaculating on a woman's face while she gives birth to a child of African descent.

Did you see 'Gang Bang Girl 13'? That chocolate baby birthday bukkake scene was amazing!

by Donna Jacobs October 30, 2007

worst birthday ever

a phrase to use when something goes completely wrong or life sucks. (Mark Baker 2007)

'waaaaa, i failed therms. worst birthday ever'

by lea-unitt. July 13, 2007

Tom's birthday

Time Of the Month's birthday, a woman's menstrual cycle or period.

Don't piss me off, Tom's birthday is coming up!

by eeks13 December 9, 2010

Belated Birthday

Saying Happy Belated Birthday is a really gay way of saying i forgot your birthday. Either man up and say sorry i forgot your birthday or tell them the truth, that you don't give a shit that it was their birthday.

guy 1) Dude Happy Belated Birthday
guy 2) So you're saying you forgot my birthday
guy 1) well...?
guy 2) You're a Fag

by Manager OD December 11, 2010