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A very nice man who got peed on

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by IlDisTorTlI April 28, 2022

The Bartender

Everybody's favorite person. They smile at your frown, put up with most of your shenanigans, laugh at your terrible jokes, offer the occasional ride home, and keep pouring. Respect and cherish these people. You never know how big a part of your life they'll become. Play your cards right, they might just take you home.

Friend: Did you see The Bartender?
Me: Ya, I kinda stopped breathing when she smiled at me. She definitely noticed. Oops.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

Bartman

An Innocent act that seems to result in an unfortunate turn of events.

A joke that seems messes up a bowlers perfect game could be a Bartman. A Penalty that seems to be the turning point in the Stanley Cup finals could be a Bartman.

by paul March 10, 2004

Bartek

A fit polish boy thats first girl is not good enough but his second will always be the best. He is kind and caring but cab get aggressive. Nice to the ones he loves. Easily forgives others. Doesn't want to hert close ones feelings. A funny personality that makes Every one laugh. An overall good person.

Bartek got rude to Brady but soon for gave him.

by Heheiwonderwho October 19, 2018

Joe Barton

Rep. Joe Barton (R) Texas

Joe Barton is the fuckwit who, during his opening remarks at congressional hearings on the BP Oil spill actually apologized to Tony Hayward!! Barton thought the Obama Administration treated the BP C.E.O. unfairly after his company caused the worst environmental disaster in American history! Most people were annoyed because Obama didn't deal more harshly with Hayward and BP, but not this Big Oil Texan.

Joe Barton, the infamous bp sympathizer should be an embarassment to the G.O.P. and all of America!

by Charles_U_Farley August 10, 2010

Bartłomiej

The Guy That Has The Biggest Dick, Is Very Sexy And Cute, He Is The Best At Sport, Is The Strongest And The Tallest, He gets the most Girls and He Is Funny and a Good Friend to hang around

Never Fuck With A Bartłomiej Other Wise He Will Finesse Your Girl And will Dunk On You

by BigRobert69 September 25, 2018

bartman

To inadvertently cause an epic disaster by an otherwise innocent act.

Thousands of people died in the North Atlantic when the captain of the Titanic pulled a Bartman.

by Alou October 22, 2003