attentioment

An announcement requiring copious amounts of attention.

Hey ya'll bitches! I got an attentioment!

by Nateisfreakingsexy July 1, 2011

Attention Deficate Disorder

The need to do something while pooping, i.e. reading, playing DS, texting etc

I read 3 chapters of my book while taking a shit, thanks to my attention deficate disorder

by MooseMan7 August 14, 2012

Attention Eater

When a person constantly talks, tweets and photographs the things that they've eaten. This is usually done so they can show off or shock others.
Skinny people tend to be attention eaters, uploading photos of cake or big roast dinners to Instagram with the caption "OMG, can't believe I ate all that #fatty.' They feel like sharing their food, means sharing the calories. Attention eaters will also tend to talk more about the act of eating food, than actually doing it.

"Michaela is such an attention eater. Her Instagram gallery contains the most calorific food, yet she's a size 8. I bet she doesn't even eat half of the things she photographs."

"God, you're such an attention eater. Stop showing off with all your homemade cakes and 5-course dinners."

by delaforbes April 11, 2013

attention john

n., a person who gives an attention whore what he or she wants the most. This kind of person is required to keep the whole attention prostitution enterprise going.

Example:
Attention whore posts a picture of perfect semi-nude body with caption, "Nobody <3 me cuz im 2 fat. ;("
Attention john comments, "No, baby, you're beautiful in every way! I'm sure you are smart and kind and honest, too!"

by perdix_ November 2, 2014

attention caller

The baddest chick or dude in the building at the time or in lamest terms a nicer way of calling someone an Attention Whore

Hey man Candy just walked in the building. Dude asked emphatically WHERE?? Jake says to him right there...than thinks to himself man Candy does that shit on purpose I can't stand "Attention Callers"

by The Electrifyer February 14, 2015

Attentionseekeritous

A very common sickness you catch. Attentionseekeritous is like a cold but instead of coughing you tell everyone the bad things you feel and expect attention from people. Attentionseekeritous is usually used on Facebook and snapchat

"I hate my life"

"Stacey are you okay"

"Yes"
"I think you have attentionseekeritous"

by Hunni_i_know July 21, 2016

Attention syndrome

When a girl or a boy says some gay autistic shit to get attention from people, they have attention syndrome. An example is when a fairly decently pretty girl says "I'm ugly" so that boys can say she's not.

She says she's ugly but she's not. She obviously has attention syndrome.

by Purple8InchCock88812 July 5, 2017