naked attack

When a person, being without clothes, physically tackles another person in the presence of others with the purpose of publically humiliating them. Also known as a "naked tackle." Perfected by Jewel.

"If you don't shut the hell up, I swear I will naked attack you!"

by DarkRob2000 April 23, 2006

Art Attack

art at⋅tack – ahrt uh-tak

–noun

Derived from the "Gorilla Mask" and the familiar 90's British children's television series revolving around art know as "Art Attack" hosted by Neil Buchanan

A "sexual act" involving a hand full of sparkles thrown in the face of an unsuspecting female who just recieved a facial.

At the point of execution you yell the famous line...

"This is an Art Attack, and this is an Art Attack... THIS IS ART ATTACK!"

I brought that bitch home from the club and got her ass ready for art class with an Art Attack

Last night I finished with an Art Attack

Last night I gave that bitch an Art Attack

by bartlomiej December 2, 2009

penis attack

A seizure of the penis, often during intense physical activity due to lack of blood to the vital organ.

Also, an irregular form of E.D., only of the temporary sort
Not a good thing to have.

"Sweetie, the kid had another penis attack today in gym class."
"Well then Earl I guess its hereditary."
"Yeah, maybe your ri... HEY, THAT'S NOT FUNNY, IT WAS ONLY THAT ONCE!"

by AnJaHC May 23, 2006

Sneak Attack

Sticking your penis in your friends ass during a threesome, when he is balls deep in a girl.

Dude 1: "Ow, dude! My ass!
Dude 2: "Sneak Attack"

by King of Pedars October 17, 2022

Like Attacked

When somebody on Facebook likes absolutely everything on your profile and finds it funny.

victim: just been Like Attacked again on this :L
attacker: LMFAO BIG STYLE!!!

by BrokenWarrior92 February 1, 2010

Frank-Attack

If you are attacked by hundreds of people named Frank.

Betty: How did my husband die?
Doctor: He had a Frank-Attack...I'm sorry.

by nayr yllek August 23, 2009

Khillary Attack

The feeling in the back of one's mind that gives them the sudden and violent urge to delete ALL of their emails. This urge is almost impossible to resist.

"Dude, what are you doing?" "Deleting all of my emails, I have a massive Khillary Attack right now"

by your boiyo December 4, 2016