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Drop Obama at the White House

To go to the bathroom, to take a dump same as dropping a stool or pinching a loaf drop the kids off at the pool or drop off the Browns at the Super Bowl
Excuse me, that burrito is killin' me, I gotta drop Obama at the White House

asleep at the keys 

To sleep during an online conversation. This can be due to the conversation taking place late at night, being really boring, and/or the person in question being tired or (more commonly) drunk.

The term can also be used when someone is being slow at responding, should you suspect that they have fallen asleep.
At 1:34 AM:

Mr A: "...so yeah, that's the end of that epic adventure story, what do you think about that?"
Mr A: "Hello?"
Mr A: "I'm totally wasting my time and effort on this conversation aren't I?"
Mr A: "YOU'RE A SHIT FRIEND!!!"

At 7:51 AM:

Dr B: "Woah, sorry man... I was totally asleep at the keys!"
asleep at the keys by DrJonas February 15, 2010

Forgeting Your Jacket at The Party

Finishing up after sex and suddenly realizing you pulled out without the condom.

Then followed by 'THE DRYCLEANER' (See Def.)
"Man, I must've had really bad drunken sex with that chick last night. I even Forgeting Your Jacket at The Party.
...had to use the ol' 'drycleaner' to fish it out!

Jumbo Night At The Reddam's 

A large festive gathering and/or celebration held on Friday nights at the Reddam House. Regular attendees include family members of the Reddam household (ie: John, Joe and James) with the occasional latin maid showing up for surprise visits.

Common dishes served include Red Wine, KFC, McDonalds, Burger King and occasionally Reece's Cups (Jumbo Size of course)
John: "Jumbo Size?" *Confused face*

Guest: "It's Jumbo Night At The Reddam's!!!"

Night at the Roxbury

When two heterosexual guys go out to a bar or club and get drunk by themselves. No women are involved in any part of this exercise. This, of course, calls into question the aforementioned heterosexuality of any such duo.
"Steve and Andrew had another Night at the Roxbury this Tuesday. That's the third time this week!"
Night at the Roxbury by Mr. Wilson November 26, 2004

Mutants at table 9 

People who are unpartnered but want to be partnered. it comes from Adam Sandler's famous tirade in the movie "The Wedding Singer"
Now that my boyfriend broke up with me, i have once more joined the ranks of the Mutants at table 9, and it really sucks major sword