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Close Minded Asshats

The majority of people who post on here. Mainly the people who post hateful things about a group of people.
Don't hate someone because they are part of a group, whether they are juggalos, emo, scene, goth, metalhead, jock, etc.

If you do you are a close minded asshat.

(Some people might point out that I'm contradicting myself, because I'm calling a group of people close minded asshats. Sometimes you might need to contradict yourself to get a point across.)
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asshacker

An asshacker is a yuppy fag, cruising the bar scene, who tries to pick-up on straight guys.
"Naw, we quit goin to Strange Willie's. The place has been taken over by asshackers."

" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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Ass Hat Backwards

Used to describe something that is of a high stupidity that it makes ass hats normal by comparison.
"John your idea of how babies are born is just Ass Hat Backwards."
by The lord of the nukems May 2, 2012
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ass hat

a once great insult that hit the internet late 2003. While never reaching an annoying state of over use, it has now been put out to pasture due to it's use on the FOX series "the OC"
an ass hat is someone who still uses the term ass hat.
by popcultureicon March 24, 2005
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asshatted

Having an insult that you intiated turned against you.
TophatManiak was asshatted when he tried to correct the spelling of "Duct Tape" to "Duck Tape" and FlatLiner told him that he was a dumbass and it was in fact spelled "Duct Tape".
by !!*_RocketDiva March 8, 2003
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Ass Hat

A person with such excessive stupidity that they have "dug their head's up their asses," Thus wearing it as a hat
"Jake is such an ass hat, sometimes I wish he'd die
by HorrorWithin October 18, 2008
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Assfat

The fat, on an ass. Often, used as an insult, to replace fatass.
You've got assfat!
Jennifer: Stop it, assfat!
Tony: I'm not that fat, am I? :(
by Abbriele August 24, 2007
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