Dirty Arthur

The act of putting menstrual blood into a condom and diarrhoea into another condom, then stapling the two condoms to the nipples of a 47 inch tall dwarf and then cut small holes into them and milk the dwarf into a girls mouth and cum in her mouth too to create a smoothie. If you wish, you can then kiss the girl so that she can share the smoothie with you or you can let her have all of it.

Person 1: How was it with my sister last night?
Person 2: Amazing. We had sex and then I gave her a Dirty Arthur.
Person 1: Ew thats my sister!

by DontSaveTheTurtles August 11, 2022

arthur

the biggest hoe you'll ever meet. lead you on and then fuck u up. leave u on the side of the road for his other hoes. he's a player and he's not even attractive but he'll make you think he is. he's physical but has no flirting pattern. this boy will fuck you up bad. he's a badddd boy.

girl: OMG ARTHURRRR
girl 2: stay AWAY he's bad news
Mom: don't date that fuckboy

by penis123 b00bies February 26, 2020

Arthur

That gay little aardvark on that kid's show. For some strange reason, he doesn't have a big honkin' schnoz. Blam it on Marc Brown, the twisted soul that created this crazy show. Other gay people on the show: Buster, D.W., Sue Ellen, Francine, The Brain, and Binky.Oh, and just about EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS SHITTY EXCUSE FOR A SHOW!

Andre: Hey, did you see that new Arthur episode?

Jane: Andre, if you know I'm not queer, why did you bother to ask?

by DascherTheDog February 3, 2010

Arthur

A weeaboo lookin ass who uses OwO and makes you want to die.

Omg he watches anime, what a ARTHUR

by YeetusThebeetus March 6, 2019

arthur

someone who has sisters and that someone enjoys masterbating over their pictures.

oh my god, you are such an arthur

by John Trigham November 19, 2007

Arthur Love

Arthur is un-important what it is... And it's very hard to explain... There are 5 stages... 100% is very sexual lol = It can be painful, but if pulled off right feels 1,000,000,000 times nicer than heaven. That is of course if it's done in the right place tooooooo..... =D Only two brave souls have had arthur love and are still alive.... Martin and Catie.

Martin made arthur love to Catie =D

by Arthur_is_kl December 14, 2008

Arthur

Slang for arthritis, especially the rheumatoid kind that gnarls your joints all up.

Lamont: Did you move that furniture like I asked you?

Fred Sanford: No son, I couldn't do it because of "Arthur" (then holds up a "cramped" hand), you know, my arthritis!

by mt3vsl June 20, 2009