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ralle apple

a special kind of apples grown in the famous gardens of "ralle" (aka rasmus) the apples have a very sweet taste if harvested at the exact right time
yesterday, i got myself a big ralle apple
by pieni August 5, 2003
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Taking Grandma to Applebees

Vague sexual euphemism for the act of soaking your hand in water until it becomes wrinkly, and then manipulating your rectum. Popular among an extremely small segment of late night television viewers.
Conan's been in the tub all morning. Last time he did this I caught him taking Grandma to Applebees. I hope he at least trimmed his fingernails first this time.
by Rex Acren November 11, 2010
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apple computer

The first computer company that marketted a preassembled PC. Started by Steve Wozniak and Steve Jobs somewhere around 1976. This company grew a cult-like following of users.
by K Schade July 6, 2003
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Apple Whore

A person who feels the need to buy every apple product that comes out and often brags about it and shows it off to all their friends.
Guy 1: "He kept showing me stuff on his iPhone and then he took out his iPad and bragged about that for an hour!"

Guy 2: "He is such an apple whore!"
by qwert333 January 9, 2011
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Applejack

Who's a silly pony?

You is, Applejack.
by Apony November 11, 2011
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apple bottoms

a person who has a large perfectly round derriere.
Check out that chick's apple bottoms in those jeans!
by SMC November 18, 2003
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crisscross applesauce

The pansy way of referring to sitting "Indian style."
I like rainbows, pink unicorns, and sitting crisscross applesauce while I hold hands in a love circle and sing Jesus loves me.
by 'eh July 16, 2007
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