anus period

When you bleed out of your ass

Hey Paul, I had too many hot wings last night and now I’m having an anus period!

by Luapcas November 11, 2017

Schroedingers Anus

A theory that describes that you can never be certain that you yourself have ever shat if you haven't seen your own anus while shitting.

"As long as one has not seen their own anus shit, one can never be sure that they have ever actually shat in their life. Which is described as Schroedingers Anus"

by Marsl March 18, 2020

anus ranger

A stupid, ignorant person who is insensitive and clumsy. Moronic, idiotic, generally dumb asshole.

You anus ranger! That cigarette butt damn near hit my face!

by Clockworkz December 15, 2008

Wooden Anus

A delicous Swedish pastry, with a history of being baked for charitable events.

- Niclas offered to bake a wooden anus for "The Voice" bake-sale.
- Wow! This sure is a tasty wooden anus! So flaky and yet still moist and falvor-full.

by madderhat January 20, 2009

anus wrangler

Fagget white cowboy who has gay sex with other cowboys and is also rich. Wishes he had friends.

A:Take off those gay boots you fagget anus wrangler.

B:Sure, then I'll give you a rimjob. I'll toss your salad if you want me to also!

A:...

by jizmonkey May 16, 2008

Anus Boils

hemorrhoids

Watch it man. If you sit on the shitter too long...some major anus boils with fall out of your ass!

by Krazy K December 29, 2002

flaming anus

(vulgar) To envelop one's penis with an organically derived irritant (e.g.: hot sauce) and engage in anal coitus.

I'm gonna give you such a flaming anus, you're gonna beg hell to lube your hiney!

by Sanhadrian December 4, 2007