Al Qa'ida

Sum assholes who killed many americans and are gonna get f'ed up

The Mother of them all Osama Bin Laden

by Big Bad Mike May 4, 2005

Al Bundy

When you take a dump so big that the toilet won't flush

Honey, grab the plunger, I just dropped an Al Bundy!

by Axel Matthews March 19, 2007

AL Quaida

This is the group that is responsible for many unjust and pussy ass hit and run acts against America. For instance the attacks on September 11th 2001, the numerous violent murders of American contracters and soldiers and also the blowing out of Tom Brady's knee against the Chiefs in 2008.

AL Quaida is a bunch of pussy ass bitches and I would like to tie them to a chair with no bottom andbeat the shit outa thier nuts untill they have nothing less than worthless mush, which isnt much less than they have now.

by The Tenacious T-Bagger September 26, 2009

Al-Jabeeba

Term used by a number of conservative bloggers in the UK to refer to the BBC during the Israeli-Palestinian conflict of 2008. Combines "the beeb", the traditional slang term for the BBC, with Al-Jazeera, the Arabic news network. The implication is that the BBC (which is required to be strictly independent) is in fact biased in its coverage in favour of the Palestinian cause.

"Al-Jabeeba showed five whole minutes of footage of Palestinian victims and failed to mention the Hamas rocket attacks on Sderodt today."

by Cobb-Douglas February 21, 2009

Al Brown

To refer to the attractiveness of a male. Also known as 'Al Brownian' See also: Bardem

Oh my gosh, he's a total Al Brownian! /drool

by allbrownalbrown March 14, 2008

Al Diver

To be looking at porn, sending it in emails to your co-workers and then get fired.

Dave: That bitch tommy Al Divered!
Joe: DAMN!!!! What a dumbf***

by ISmokeWeedInTHEGp September 25, 2011

Big Al

The most sweet and caring gal you can ever meet. Don't let the nickname fool you, Big Al is indeed a female. She'll never have an ill intention towards you and will always accept and give hugs. Never ever dare to take her for granted. Trust that you are not dreaming and she is indeed very much real, even though she seems like something out of a dream or from out in the stars. Also bring some band-aids for her; she maybe a little wee bit clumsy, but that's alright because it's just as adorable as her.

Oh Big Al, never stop being amazing

by ALonelyChair December 17, 2018