dumbf
dumbf by Jrdn.Pltr. August 12, 2007
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Dumbf*ckingf*ggotwhothinkshewillsomedaygetagirlfriend
Someone: Hey I'm John! Nice to meet you!
Me: Hi! I'm Dumbf*ckingf*ggotwhothinkshewillsomedaygetagirlfriend! Nice to meet you too! ;)
John: *looks at me like I'm a f*cking n*gger
Me: *feels sad because I'm not a n*gger
Me: Hi! I'm Dumbf*ckingf*ggotwhothinkshewillsomedaygetagirlfriend! Nice to meet you too! ;)
John: *looks at me like I'm a f*cking n*gger
Me: *feels sad because I'm not a n*gger
Dumbf*ckingf*ggotwhothinkshewillsomedaygetagirlfriend by Krisz62 March 19, 2019
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Urban Dictionary Dumbass
Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."
Person 1: Hey! Jeremiah defined himself on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...
Urban Dictionary Dumbass by Snowskeeper February 25, 2013
Professional Dumbass
Professional Dumbass by Garlic S August 25, 2020
Dumb and Dumber
What many Game Of Thrones fans call David Benioff and D. B. Weiss, aka the creators of Game Of Thrones.
Dumb and Dumber can't write for shit, but that's not suprising one of them wrote X-Men Origins Wolverine. GOT season 8 is complete garbage, Dumb and Dumber are going to ruin Star Wars next.
Dumb and Dumber by Spideyrule May 20, 2019
dumb mother fucker
Beto O'rourke Threatened to take AR 15's from lawful owners. Beto is from TX, where it is legal to protect personal property with Deadly force.
Beto is a dumb mother fucker!
Beto is a dumb mother fucker!
person a: Beto just proposed buying back assault weapons.
person b: How can they buy back what they never owned?
person a: Beto is a dumb mother fucker!
person b: How can they buy back what they never owned?
person a: Beto is a dumb mother fucker!
dumb mother fucker by Dead Pool Fan September 16, 2019
you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you
rue : how long have you been fucking nate jacobs?
cassie : crying bc she’s actually not crazier than maddy
maddy : you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you
cassie: *run upstairs*
cassie : crying bc she’s actually not crazier than maddy
maddy : you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you
cassie: *run upstairs*
you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you by dontfall(inlove) February 10, 2022
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Boffin
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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