Someone: Hey I'm John! Nice to meet you!
Me: Hi! I'm Dumbf*ckingf*ggotwhothinkshewillsomedaygetagirlfriend! Nice to meet you too! ;)
John: *looks at me like I'm a f*cking n*gger
Me: *feels sad because I'm not a n*gger

Dumbf*ckingf*ggotwhothinkshewillsomedaygetagirlfriend by Krisz62 March 19, 2019

Related Words

dumbfuck • Dumbface • dumbfuckery • Dumbfuckistan • dumbfounded • dumbfoxfurry • dumbfart • Dumbfat • dumbfucked • dumbfuckian

Urban Dictionary Dumbass

Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."

Person 1: Hey! Jeremiah defined himself on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...

Urban Dictionary Dumbass by Snowskeeper February 25, 2013

Professional Dumbass

Someone who does stupid shit so often, they somehow become proficient at doing it well

Stan is a professional dumbass, he keeps getting himself out of stupid situations

Professional Dumbass by Garlic S August 25, 2020

Dumb and Dumber

What many Game Of Thrones fans call David Benioff and D. B. Weiss, aka the creators of Game Of Thrones.

Dumb and Dumber can't write for shit, but that's not suprising one of them wrote X-Men Origins Wolverine. GOT season 8 is complete garbage, Dumb and Dumber are going to ruin Star Wars next.

Dumb and Dumber by Spideyrule May 20, 2019

dumb mother fucker

Beto O'rourke Threatened to take AR 15's from lawful owners. Beto is from TX, where it is legal to protect personal property with Deadly force.

Beto is a dumb mother fucker!

person a: Beto just proposed buying back assault weapons.
person b: How can they buy back what they never owned?
person a: Beto is a dumb mother fucker!

dumb mother fucker by Dead Pool Fan September 16, 2019

you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you

the queen maddy said that

rue : how long have you been fucking nate jacobs?

cassie : crying bc she’s actually not crazier than maddy

maddy : you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you
cassie: *run upstairs*

you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you by dontfall(inlove) February 10, 2022

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026