Someone: Hey I'm John! Nice to meet you!
Me: Hi! I'm Dumbf*ckingf*ggotwhothinkshewillsomedaygetagirlfriend! Nice to meet you too! ;)
John: *looks at me like I'm a f*cking n*gger
Me: *feels sad because I'm not a n*gger
Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."
What many Game Of Thrones fans call David Benioff and D. B. Weiss, aka the creators of Game Of Thrones.
Dumb and Dumber can't write for shit, but that's not suprising one of them wrote X-Men Origins Wolverine. GOT season 8 is complete garbage, Dumb and Dumber are going to ruin Star Wars next.
person a: Beto just proposed buying back assault weapons.
person b: How can they buy back what they neverowned?
person a: Beto is a dumb mother fucker!