Getting back to the basics, but aggressive work ethic to churn your butter, with zero wind assist from an electronic device.
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Girl one: want to play some Amish Paintball with me?
Girl two: what's Amish Paintballing? Do we, like, throw tomatoes at each other? Hehe.
Girl one: no, you play it like this! *bends over and sneezes out and shoots used tampon onto girl two*
Girl two: EEEEWWW!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU ARE, LIKE, SO FUCKEN GROSS!!! *bends over and sneezes and shoots her own used tampon back*
Girl two: what's Amish Paintballing? Do we, like, throw tomatoes at each other? Hehe.
Girl one: no, you play it like this! *bends over and sneezes out and shoots used tampon onto girl two*
Girl two: EEEEWWW!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU ARE, LIKE, SO FUCKEN GROSS!!! *bends over and sneezes and shoots her own used tampon back*
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This means no screens, no porno, no vibrators, and no masturbatory aid of any kind.
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Man, I've been watching too much porn lately. I think I'm going to exclusively Amish masturbate for a while.
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“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”
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While everyone else is glued to their screens, the Amish tribe in Ohio is going AFK from the modern world, embracing their simple way of living.
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