Guiness alarm clock

Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours

'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'

by I Seymour April 25, 2009

Fadi Alea

Fadi Alea means to play call of duty and say your good when your priestege one and you lose to everybody and at the end of the game your fadiying around with MMS Salvador.

Fadi Alea is fadiying around with Mr.Rice yesterday.

by FaZe Alkas October 27, 2016

fire alarm

A mysterious creature that throws a temper tantrum whenever it smells smoke or is pulled by someone.

The fire alarm sounded.

by Chicken Nubs October 14, 2017

fire alarm

owie my ears

who pulled the fire alarm

by cladymore74 May 7, 2019

Canadian alarm clock

When you are awoken by someone giving you a blowjob, followed by them mounting you.

This morning your mom gave me a canadian alarm clock, and I almost gave you a brother, you tit-fucker.

by JohnnySage August 18, 2019

the bitch alarm

An alarm that goes off when someone is a bitch

What’s that noise? Oh wait, it’s the bitch alarm!! You fucking bitch!!

by WordMan27 May 28, 2019

alarm clock

the act of waking up in the morring to the sound or smell of your own fart or shit

dude the alarm clock i had this morrning runied my bedsheets

by danti dicoreo September 18, 2013