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african traffic jam 

When a lion tries to eat two dic dics and chokes.
I was traveling through the African bush and I saw a deadly African traffic jam

African Tan 

Wanting to get such a dark tan that you blend into the night sky.
Man, my company is firing all the whites here. I better get an african tan to make sure my job is safe.

african rhino 

A sex position where you go on all fours in the shower with the water running and you moan like a rhino
Did you do the african rhino last night
african rhino by Span clan March 14, 2018

African tea party 

A group meeting where each person shits into a cup,then they all eat or drink each other’s shots till they are sick .
Me and my mates are going to an African tea party tonight .

African Eyeballs 

When one man places his ball sack over another man's eyes
Yeah my mate and I did African Eyeballs last night, it was amazing
African Eyeballs by shadowhat June 16, 2018

African Anaconda 

A Formal Way Of Reffering To A Massive Black Cock.
Jane: Wow, that African Anaconda Spit Some Venom At Me Last Night!

Jeff: I Bet That It Took Him Awhile To Get Torqued.