delete your account

A way of saying "kill yourself" without getting arrested.

"You disagree with me? Delete your account! With a gun. In your mouth."

by Mickulty June 15, 2016

according to script

To go according to plan

How can they say the Iraq Was is not going according to script? There was no plan in the first place

by Bill Peters November 6, 2006

play the accordion with you

It is a sexual analogy meaning that you want to have sex/bang someone. It is a way of joking around and playing with someone telling them you want to hook up, but not making it obvious to the public.

"Codi, I want to play the accordion with you!" Shannon said.
"Okay Shannon, in your dreams" Codi said.
"I did dream about that!" Shannon said.

by erkerkerkerkerk March 17, 2008

accio life

A spell used by a die-hard harry potter fan. It is used as a lame attempt to humiliate the victim. It is usually followed by the spell caster saying there is nothing to take.

Person 1: Accio life... oh nothing is coming
Person 2: You fag... (Takes wand and stabs harry potter fan)

by khanvict August 30, 2007

accountancy

the disease that is making the world incredibly dull.

The accountant made all of the cute little puppys cry.

by Alli April 27, 2004

Accordian

The greatest Dutch music ever played.

by Weird Al April 30, 2003

accordian theif

One of the two moxie-class characters selectable in the online , text-based role-playing game, "Kingdom of Loathing."

"Hey, Jim, which character did you pick on KoL?"
"Oh, I'm an accordian theif."

by Justin Dodson December 15, 2006