Gawd's awful towers is a term that refers to unwashed men testicles. The term can also be used by a female after getting HIV, in an attempt to shame the spreader. The Origin of this term comes from a german male called Gawd Sheigeschiht, whose testicles stinked so much, that one of the strippers he hired made a book in the year 1969, titled "Gawd's awful towers". The book talks satirically about Gawd and his smelly testicles. The term is not very popular though, since there are only a few copies of the book left. The author of the book later died from HIV.
Person 1 (F) : Ewwwww, your balls stink like a dumpster. They are Gawd's awful towers level.
Person 2 (M) : WTF that's so mean.
Person 2 (M) : WTF that's so mean.
by EpicGamer2627 April 14, 2021
Get the Gawd's awful towersmug. Whilst a unknowing friend is asleep, you bat them in the face with a tennis racket. Immediately afterwards, you pour maple syrup all over their face, making the appearance of a swollen waffle.
by slicrider September 28, 2008
Get the awful wafflemug. This describes the feeling you get when you get mad at something, then later have no harsh feelings towards it, such as a video game.
"Dude, i was playing Halo 2's single player campaign, i was about to beat the level, when an elite came from behind me and killed me. I was so mad i through my controller out the window. A few hours later, i played the game as though this event never happened, and i was happy. It was like some form of shock and awe.
by Jack Hoff stole my name July 14, 2008
Get the shock and awemug. Mom: "I know there is some acronym that means laughing out loud again-and-again without control as if I'm high on hash, but I don't know the lingo."
Daughter: "Mom, it's lola&aw/ochoh!
Daughter: "Mom, it's lola&aw/ochoh!
by Squeaker89 March 9, 2011
Get the lola&aw/ochohmug. A phrase that had never been used besides when your Christian parents are disappointed with you and Kanye West’s “Two Words”.
by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW January 20, 2022
Get the Aw hecky nawmug. by Lixie_ February 21, 2023
Get the Creeper, Aw Manmug. A really large, scray-looking breakfast to wake you up from a hangover, or just to eat because it's damn delicious. It's Dippy eggs (sunny side up) with hash browns, spicy-ass chili, and onions (optional) with sour cream (optional).
Jew: Damn, that was a gooshcloggin of a breakfast, oh vey!
Regular Person: I know, that gawd awful's absolutely delicious!
Regular Person: I know, that gawd awful's absolutely delicious!
by Nova_gnome March 8, 2009
Get the Gawd Awfulmug.