appalachian pony bath

When you run through a field naked with a pony chasing after you trying to lick you clean

After eating those mushrooms, I couldn't resist the urge to take an Appalachian pony bath.

by Fearless Bastard March 17, 2014

Appalachian tailgate smasher

The act of having vigorous sex on the open tailgate of a truck until the tailgate breaks and falls off.

We was giving each other an Appalachian tailgate smasher on the Ford and the tailgate done fell clean off after five minutes!

by Charli XXX November 15, 2015

Appalachian quilt orgy

When a group of people cram together on a trampoline under quilts and watch the stars.

Hey, y'all gonna make it to the Appalachian quilt orgy?

by Prayergroup September 19, 2017

appala

Tiger food

He ran to slow so he became appala

by Amplesamurai October 19, 2017

Appearencable

Making your self pretty

I need to be appearencable

by Boom.com January 17, 2018

Appalachian yoga

its forced butt sex from a hillbilly

you look Purty , me and you gonna do some Appalachian yoga.

by Brian T. O'Hara August 7, 2019

appearances matter

A wistful notion from the recent-yet-distant time when people saw each other.

Glancing into her closet, filled with lovingly-chosen clothing she no longer wore, slipping on her plastic coat, her mask and rubber gloves to go 'shopping', she recalled what her mother had taught her when she was young, that appearances matter, and wondered when it would be true again.

by Monkey's Dad May 14, 2020