alphanite

an Alphanite is typically an antisocial beta male that usually invests most of his time watching furry porn. he craves alot of hot and sweaty sex and usually has 1 or more rape allegations under his belt. he has a weird sense of humour and often sleeps in his own semen. he calls this drowning pool after his favourite band .

That fellow over there looks like a Alphanite

by donkeypwner64209 September 25, 2021

alpherson

there will only ever be one person who can be named this
an alpherson is both an alpha male and a sigma male

he is always expected to succeed but always exceeds the expectations of others

no one has ever met an alpherson since he is too much for your brain to comprehend so you cannot meet him.

by The Alpherson November 22, 2021

alpha'd

The act of being put in one's place as an omega. The one recieving the action is forced to recognize they are not the alpha male.

Did you see that guy get dunked on? Wow! Home boy got alpha'd.

My dog tried to jump up on me but I shoved him down and alpha'd him.

That little guy tried to pick a fight with that big guy but got alpha'd pretty hard.

by J.J.Clark January 21, 2022

alphaqx

This term is used mostly by pro hackers or gamers, AlphaQ stands for "i will f*ck you" and the X stands for the open source community such as Unix and Linux.

he's not a hacker he's alphaqx

by jackqx February 5, 2022

alpaca smacka

Female donkey punch from the front. This is where, during missionary, the female will distract the male with sexy banter and then surprise the male with a right (or left) hook to the temple. This prolongs the experience and further arouses the female who is into rough play. The male will often be disoriented and have to concentrate extra hard on the task at hand.

Yo! Did you hear about the Craig Machine? He took home that bar skank last night and in mid plow, that chic full on Alpaca Smacka’ed him! Almost broke his orbital socket. Make fun of him the next time you see him.

by The Iracorn February 24, 2023

alphabet warrior

Similar to alphabet gang; a member of the LGBTQI+ community that cannot stop going on about the fact that they are who they are, under the false impression that anyone actually cares. You can usually identify alphabet warriors by their signature blue hair.

“Did you hear? We’re not allowed to say ‘gay’ without approval from the supreme council of alphabet warriors now”

by SwindlyDiddly May 12, 2023

pure alpha

Something that a bro would say instead of saying "it's awesome" or even "it's the shit"

Bro, my workout today, I was running pure alpha, bro.

by Karmakaze September 20, 2016