St. Albert 

Located northwest of Edmonton, Alberta, is a dump specifically for french white trash also known as St. Albert. St. Albert is full of teen shitheads who will swear at you in French if you kick their sorry assholes in any sport. Their lockers at school are more messier than the dumpster fires in their trailer parks because of all the French onion soup and baguettes they have in their lockers. Another name for St. Albert is Doucheville.

Oh yeah, St. Albert is full of fuckwagons!

St. Albert by Gursehajtheduck November 21, 2018

prince albert piercing 

a fuckin' dick piercing! hahah yeahh.. guys...with a prince albert piercing u'll get the best sex ever, and u'll make ur girl enjoy soooooooo much! hot hot sex boyzzz..!

the prince albert piercing goes at the bottom of the pennis

prince albert piercing by ..cami.. May 19, 2006

Alberta 

The greatest province in the nation of Canada, free from provincial tax, moronic liberal leadership, full of oil; the origin of the best people in the world. Currently infested with slack-jawed, inbred, mooching retards from out east that can't spell, don't know how to drive anything but a boat, talk like they are having seizures, and who are most welcome to return home and go back on welfare and drink screech to their idiotic delight.

Alberta is the best place on earth. I wish I could live in Alberta

Alberta by True Statement April 18, 2008

Alberto Del Rio 

A Mexican born professional wrestler currently working for the WWE company on Friday Night Smackdown. He beat Rey Mysterio in his debut match and continued to attack him in another Raw episode causing The Ultimate Underdog Rey Mysterio to be out of action for about a month. Alberto Del Rio is also known for having his own personal ring announcer to introduce him.

John Cena: Hey Hunter did you hear about Alber.. ro.. what's him name again?

HHH: It's Alberto Del Rio. He beat that little Mysterio. He loves sending people to the hospital.

Y2J *interrupts*: More like me sending you both down the drain along with the other hypocrites and parasites!

Alberto Del Rio by BigBossSnake October 2, 2010

Alberta 

The most american province of Canada. Population consists of racist redneck and immigrants who put up with them because of the oil money. Aside from the mountains and oul, they have a few small towns they call cities: Calgary and Edmonton. The few buildings that they call "downtown" shuts off after 6pm.
Culture is cowboys, work, drink.

Why the hell would you move to Alberta?!!!

Alberta by Man-i December 10, 2019

Prince Albert 

Third biggest city in Saskatchewan. Third highest crime rate in Canada. Basically one giant dump. The population is mostly natives and has a terrible reputation for any jobs. Many street walkers who like to sell fish and blueberries out of dollarama bags in the Wal-Mart parking lot. If you don’t know who Adam is, are you even from pa? The city has lots of beautiful graffiti around town, mostly on the west. If you see TS painted around on a tree, well welcome to pa. If you’re looking for needles and listerine bottles I suggest going down to the tracks.

Streetwalker: hey I’m from Prince Albert
Ally: omg for the last time I don’t have any spare change

Streetwalker: but it’s toonie Tuesday at kfc

Prince Albert by Sindy_but_switch_nandd December 6, 2018

dirty albert 

Before having sex with a women you shit in her mouth and then force her to suck your cock and u cum in her mouth. Right after your done you smack her in the back of the head forcing her to swallow

man1: Fuck man!
man2: wat happen?
Man1: i just finish giving your mom a dirty albert

dirty albert by Pepe tolete November 5, 2007