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absolute mess

when one is found in a state of paralysis, vomit stains on their clothing and an elastic band placed around the head as a chin strap.

the male version tends to have their rod protruding from the zip area of the lower garments.
'I seen your man (TQ) in an absolute mess outside the bar on Sunday'
by jamiej13 May 28, 2014
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sitting awake at 3 am looking at goat pics, reporting morgz, and bing in a fucking stupid discord call with someone who have never met, and never will meet, because you have no real friends, no real life, and you are just overall a fucking failure as an individual. Meanwhile someone living about 10 mins away from you texts you that have been drawing dicks for the past hour for absolutely no reason other than that you probably ruined their life in some way, because you are a fucking cancer patient
its pretty damn gay having absolutely no life at all.
by lost_on_reddit July 27, 2019
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isak, the absolute chair man

A man who owns a server who normaly makes his staff suffer with jobs that are way too hard

please save them
"this isak, the absolute chair man man i like"
"yea me too"
by manMansan March 2, 2022
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Absolute Monarchy

An endangered governing system.

All power on the king.

Easy to be abdicated.

The King's term ends when he dies or abdicated.

The King's children are his successors.

Used to dominate most of the world's government.
Saudi Arabia is an example of absolute monarchy.
by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023
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Absolutely cold

Very cold, an exaggeration referencing the absolute zero, the lowest temperature possible.
"It is absolutely cold this morning. I can't even feel my nose anymore!"
by WallaceMan January 15, 2021
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that's absolutely bonkers

Used by anime - loving/band kids who spend their time on discord trying to say this phrase.
Person A: Yo bro you hear about ur mom cheating on ur dad
Person B: That's absolutely bonkers bro
by Grammar Error August 14, 2023
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Absolute Spank

When you want to call someone a douchebag, but it's not harsh enough.
"Man, that guy Brandon is an absolute spank!"
by nonicknam3 November 25, 2017
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