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Walter White

I don't know what you think I've done
But if we were to battle, I've already won
Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me
I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!)
Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody
Always getting saved by some samurai booty
I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day
Having dinner by the pool with the DEA
Run you over with my Aztek; GTA
If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid
Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth
You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof
'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew
I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you
by Walter White. January 21, 2023
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Walter

Walter is an old man that deserves to die off because of his racist beliefs
I saw my grandpa today, he’s such a Walter
by PPshaker69 April 17, 2019
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Walter

A lame guy who can sometimes be your bsf but other times be annoying and leave you on read. He will suck at keeping a convo and won’t text first .
Walter is boring
by YEEYIE April 27, 2019
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Walter

Walter is anybody that has a completely flat and disinterested face that embodies “...”

It is based off Nelson the Bull Terrier, commonly known as Walter.

It is most often used as a discord emoji.
Person 1: Hey, I went to Joe’s house the other day to play some games, wanna come with me next time?
Person 2: Huh, who’s Joe?
Person 1: JOE MAMA!! HAHAHAHAHA!
Person 2: *walter*
by B r e e z e April 18, 2020
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Molly Walters

a HEE HOO rat who can take over the world. She stars as the main protagonist in the new hit fanfiction: The Mistake.
Maya: Hey, is that a fool Man?
Taco Cheese: No, that's just Molly Walters.
by thetubbytaco March 24, 2020
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The Walter Matthau Mouth

The act of screwing a woman with a rather large vagina, that was shaved about 2 weeks prior. An old man with no teeth and a 5 oclock shadow giving you a hummer, slobbering out of the sides of his mouth.
Wow, last night I picked up that old bitch from the bar, went back to her apartment and her box was like The Walter Matthau Mouth!

My scoutmaster tried to blow me at camp. I wouldnt let him, his shit is like Walter Matthau dude!
by captain jeff January 30, 2008
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Walter Seaman

Taking a test in a discord call with your friends and scoring 100% because you were allowed to do so.
David: How was that computer science exam?
Jenny: Easy, we all got a perfect score because the teacher had no restrictions on it, so we Walter Seamaned the whole thing.
by fredbayrerooles November 21, 2021
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