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shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco

1) A ball of male ejaculate filled with feces that has been sucked out of the anal sphincter by mouth while nothing seems to be going as planned.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
That is a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.

You are such a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.
by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009
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kiss from a rose

The technique of farting into your hand and releasing the fumes into the airstream produced by a table fan and thereby into the face of somebody who is enjoying the breeze.
My wife looked so peaceful as she slept with the fan gently blowing her hair that I couldn't help but give her a kiss from a rose.
by JForrest March 1, 2007
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I am a 22 year old female from Russia

I am a 45 year old man from Bangladesh.
Hello internet user. I am a 22 year old female from Russia and I have fallen to love with your profile. Please send money.
by x_404_err0r_x January 27, 2021
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Your front plate sticks out like a sore thumb

Dude, you should quit driving by my house in that blue car and parking it at the bakie shop!
Your front plate sticks out like a sore thumb. It's all red and say's omni... * * *saves on it. It your trying to be incogneeto your doing a horrible job of it. e.g. Stop calling me a liar too. You dont see me driving by your place like a nause with a cause. Boom shacka, ya loud mouth chicken shit!
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Guy: You know what day is today?
She: No, what day is?

Guy: Is 25 July, International day of nudes from a girl friend
She: What?
Guy: You are supposed to pass me your nudes
She: Oh, ok!
by unitato.unitonto July 25, 2019
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Taking candy from a baby

Making a decision to do the responsible thing. Requires a lot of willpower.
Taking candy from a baby is actually a responsible thing to do, because the baby could choke on it.
by MellyShelly May 14, 2020
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frost a donut

When one poos on another person's belly button and spreads it liberally in the region. Sprinkles optional.
Sara, are you going to frost a donut Tuesday night?
Of course, I am Em. And Rachael's going to watch.
by Hipposbemybitches December 5, 2005
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