A stinky willy is when you masterbate on the toilet whilst having a shit and fall face first onto the floor shit on your own cock and just as you are about to climax you get a wiff of your shit and climax in your own mouth
Scott: 'Preforms a Stinky Willy'
Scott's Mum: SCOTT WHY IS THERE SHIT ON YOUR COCK AND CUM IN YOUR MOUTH ARE YOU ON BENEFITS.
Scott: 'Precedes to cry and choke on his own semen'
Scott's Mum: SCOTT WHY IS THERE SHIT ON YOUR COCK AND CUM IN YOUR MOUTH ARE YOU ON BENEFITS.
Scott: 'Precedes to cry and choke on his own semen'
by Willywillyboy126969 February 12, 2022
Get the Stinky Willymug. A smig willy is someone who makes up for the length of their micropenis by being the biggest dick they can possibly be.
Did you hear that Bradley's mother e-mailed the tennis coach after he didn't make the team, and then he made it? He is such a smig willy.
by LilMemesDictionary June 19, 2016
Get the smig willymug. by Mainemom February 4, 2020
Get the Willie Wagsmug. A female who likes to "string someone on" meaning she acts as though she would fuck the male, blow the male or even date the male when really she is not interested. See also 'cock tease'.
example 1:
Female: i would love to go see a movie with you babe
Male: are you tickling my willy?
example 2:
Male1: Dude Aimee said she'd meet me and come back to mine
Male2:Come on man you know what she's like! Such a willy tickler.
Female: i would love to go see a movie with you babe
Male: are you tickling my willy?
example 2:
Male1: Dude Aimee said she'd meet me and come back to mine
Male2:Come on man you know what she's like! Such a willy tickler.
by BennKay October 12, 2009
Get the Willy ticklermug. A Willy Lonka is the Black African who has been liberated from his shackles and totally forgotten his dark past. He now works as a farmer of chocolate plants.
Person 1: Hey is that a Willy Lonka?
Person 2: Think so...
Person 3: He's growin the big chocolate. Bigger than Willy himself.
Person 1 (again) : Jeez he's lookin pretty happy deez days. He's the new Willy Wonka!
Person 1: Hey is that a Willy Lonka?
Person 2: Think so...
Person 3: He's growin the big chocolate. Bigger than Willy himself.
Person 1 (again) : Jeez he's lookin pretty happy deez days. He's the new Willy Wonka!
Willy Lonka is a new liberated black man. He's making chocolate better than that English cnt. We're proud that chocolate is being made by people who really understand its complexities. Willy Lonka is the new Willy Wonka.
by Jack Herrer January 16, 2019
Get the Willy Lonkamug. I was in a dark corner of the strip club and when no one was looking the stripper started sucking the The Willie Bobo.
by Road hustler September 6, 2022
Get the The Willie Bobomug. The act of moistening one's finger with one's own poop by inserting it in the rectum. Then inserting said finger into another's ear canal.
by Sticka June 9, 2009
Get the Brown Williemug.